Arctic Fox Pup Calling For His Mum.


u/DamoclesBDA

i am the fox pup, very small -
today i wandered far...
n so my mom i try to call -
i wonder where you are ?
sometimes i act like i don't need
my mom here, by my side
it's time i teach myself to feed,
n roam the countryside...
but when i turn, n she's not there
there's emptiness around . . .
i wonder, mom -
do you still care ?
i'm Lost . . .
. . . can i be
found ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

1

watch this little birb take a shower


u/Pedrica1

i listen to the faucet, like a soothing waterfall,
i know it's time to shower then - my favorite time of all!
the human waiting there for me, with open loving hands,
n as the water pools within, i know she understands
for she provides a resting place, for me to rinse each feather,
a calmness here is shared by us as we spend time together
with gentle love, so patiently - my human never push
she knows that i am worth Much more,
right Here
than in
the bush

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

2

This cat figuring out how Newton's Cradle works


u/StefGit

’... it ends with him smacking it off the table’


i am the cat - what is this thing ?
i touch the balls n watch 'em swing
they make annoying clicky clack
as they go swinging forth n back
i lift a ball n let it drop
but still them clicky balls don't stop!
am gonna touch it one time more -
This time i push it
on
the
floor

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

3

Sneak level 101


u/HershelWeesel

i am the dog - to my surprise
the unprotected frenchie fries...!
am feel my mouth begin to drool,
but mom is here - must play it cool
n so i take a backward glance -
she's Gone! so sneaky . . . now's my chance...
as carefully as i am able -
swipe the fry
right off the table
;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

4

Clementine 💜 she disappeared for two weeks and I never thought I was going to see her again.


u/wildcocaina

’she looks like she’s seen some serious stuff while she was out...’


...so here's the thing - it started when i took a walk outside,
i went a little further, as i searched the world so wide
the next thing that i knew, i kinda got all turned around,
i wondered if you missed me,
n would i Ever be found ?!
but Oh, the things i saw that i had Never seen before!
the world is full of crazy stuff - waaay Too much to explore...
but one thing that i learned out there, the longer that i roam
i Really love my humans,
and
there's just No place
like Home!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

5

My friend just texted "Adopted a dog yesterday".... with this pic


u/slabcobot

’Where do i go to get my dog twin?’


'Where do i go to get my dog twin?'
i heard the human say
i saw when you came walking in -
i liked you right away!
'Oh, HEY! It's ME - i'm over Here!
i saw your shaggy face
'i RECOGNIZE you - Please, come Near,
n take me Outta this place!'
the big brown eyes n friendly smile -
a face we Both can trust
we checked each other out awhile
Please - take me Home! You MUST!!
n now my new life just begun -
is what i'm Dreaming of
Bros together - so much fun!
a face
we Both
can LOVE!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

6

Baby kangaroos saved from the Australia fires


u/A_Man__Has__No_Name

’More likely the moms took off without them or some of the Joeys fell out of their pouch...’


as we laying here, confused, we don't know where we are....
but all these snuggy blankets used - we're better off, by far
something very scare was all around us there outside,
many of us babies fall, as moms - they run n hide...
the humans came - they helped escape!
now look at us, so cute . . .
not all heroes wear the cape -
Ours wore
a fire suit

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

7

I adopted a senior cat. He's 11 years old and 19 lbs. The shelter told me he is skittish and it would be a slow intro. His last family returned him after 6 months. He is my shadow- woke up at 4am to all 19 lbs sleeping on my chest, face an inch away from mine. Goose was always meant to be mine.


u/besweeeeet

’Also, I want to thank my Uber driver- I sold my car before moving across the country to the big city last year, and the shelter is a town over. I had to pick Goose up before 5PM yesterday, and couldn't ask any of my colleagues to leave work early with me. (Goose's vet is 2 blocks over, thankfully). My Uber driver who was dropping me off offered to wait with me. She waited an hour because she wanted to meet Goose, and was worried we wouldn't find a pet-friendly Uber home. One of the kindest gestures, and I am truly grateful. I made sure to thank her 1000 times, and tip her for the rides she may have missed in that hour. Truly, so much good has already come from adopting Goose.’


thank you to the humans who have turned my life around
waiting there, n Hoping that by You i would be found!
discovering there's humans who are angels in disguise,
the kindness that you've shown to me has opened up my eyes
the way we came together - it was truly meant to be
someone took their time to make sure we got home, safely!
i'm ready now to start anew, n things are going fine
you say that i'm your 'shadow', friend,
but You are really
Mine!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

8

Once a puppy always a puppy


u/vladgrinch

’"Dad! You're embarrassing me!"’


when i was just a little pup,
i loved when dad would pick me up
he held me in his arms so tight
n dad made Everything alright
n as i grew, my love did, too -
i Always wanna be with you!
but now i'm kinda big to hold,
so dad - as you n me grow old,
i still need every loving touch
cuz you're the one i want so much!
but sometimesyou embarassme...
so let's not let
the other's see . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

9

Hunger strikes!


u/wocK_

when is time for me to eat
am bring the bowl right to your feet
i try to help - am little pup
but i need You to fill it up!
i feel the empty in my tum
n You're the one the food comes from
so please, friend - it would warm my soul
if you could jes
fill up my bowl

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

10

"I'd like 1 more jerky treat please"


u/BirdPlan

’GIVE IT TO THEM YOU MONSTER’


dear human, you no m o n s t e r, ...but if i don't get my way
can't help it if the frens out there might call you that someday.....
cuz when they see my puppy eyes - they look at you above
they don't think i am 'pesting' you
n all they see
is Love
so maybe just a little t r e a t - or one, or two. . . or three.....
they make me oh, so Happy! n i'm h u n g r y, can't you see ?
then one thing more - i hate to ask, but means so much, my fren -
please tell me that you love me, n
call me GOOD BOY
again!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

11

Rusty shares a drink with a thirsty koala in the Adelaide Hills


u/St0pX

’Dog was definitely about to put it's paw up to pet the koala then stopped when the koala turned it's head’


Hey, little friend - you're safe with Me
c'mon n take a drink, you'll see!
these human frens - they really care,
they wanna save you guys out there!
i wanna pat you on the head -
oh, Good! you wanna boop instead?!
i'm gonna kiss you on your nose :@)
i guess this means
we two
are Bros!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

12

Australian bushfires - friendly dehydrated koala comes for a drink


u/spongeyspongey

’"You look thirsty, weird dog. Have a drink."’


Hey, little friend - you're safe with Me...
c'mon n take a drink, you'll see!
these human frens - they really care,
they wanna save you guys out there!
i wanna pat you on the head -
oh, Good! you wanna boop instead?!
i'm gonna kiss you on your nose :@)
i guess this means
we two
are Bros!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

13

We got a new kitten, but I think our cat got a new kitten.


u/Additional-Cry

now i lay me down to sleep,
this baby kit i gonna keep
my humans got this babe, so fine
but now he is forever mine
n as i hold him close to me,
he falls asleep, so peacefully
forever, babe i'll comfort you
you'll ever make
my dreams
come true

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

14

my rescue cat assuring my recently adopted pup that she will be all right and is now in a home full of love.


u/logannicole_xo

’That is quite possibly the cutest puppy to ever exist...’


hey, pup - is gonna be ok! these humans really care!
you lookin kinda nervous, n you seem a little scare...
i Promise you you'll love it here - this home is full of love!
c'mon, small pup - just turn your head, n look at me above...
there you go, how's That? your little nose, friend, i just kissed
I think that you're the cutest puppy
Ever to exist!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

15

if you need something to make you warm and also laugh


u/sentientdumpsterbaby

’Don’t worry, Sunny is happy about it...’


i'm Sunny the dog - that was me there, 'before'
so sad n alone - i was longing for more....
'Adopted'! So happy - just look at my 'after'
my life's full of good times, n humans, n laughter!
sometimes, tho i stand n i wonder, it's scary . . .
am i here 'forever' - or just temporary ?
but that's when my 'mom friend' gets down on the floor
she says she adores me, n CAN'T LOVE ME MORE!!!
(she Crazy sometimes - yeah, there's no way to doubt it...)
....no worries - I'm Sunny
n HAPPY'about it ;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

16

Good boi gets pampered


u/Oxyomic

’Boop the snoot...’


am getting the pamper n feeling so cute :@)
my fren use the brush n she Booping my snoot!
am holding so still, like the very best pup
my girl keeps on saying i getting 'make-up'!
don't know what it looks like, but sure feels good
am sitting so patient, as long as i could
my human is smiling at me, there above
i don't see her 'make-up'
I just see
her Love!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

17

Good boi gets pampered


u/Oxyomic

’First time caller, long time listener. Would you ever do requests? [My dog](https://www.reddit.com/r/husky/comments/6g8ugl/my_girl/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is getting up there in years (13-14 y/o) and it would be nice to have a saved post for the future. With some kind of compensation for your time of course, 10 bucks to you & 10 to the SPCA or whatever animal charity of your choice. Like if someone made a post, tagged you and provided proof of a receipt and a donation for your venmo. Or something, idk. If you did one, I'd assume that would open the floodgates and thousands of people would want one and you might not have the time’


i do it for strangers, i do it for 'friends',
i do it for whimsical fun, n 'pretends'
i do it for happy - for friends to enjoy,
for many of us have a Good Girl or Boy!
it's not for the 'karma', it isn't for gold -
for most of us, pets are a joy to behold
we all of us know that Our pets are the BEST
(i'm sorry i just can't do every request!)
for those who don't like me, then please just move on -
(let us have our fun, n let Your hate begone!)
if i see a chance for a place to be kind
n bring a few chuckles - well, who's gonna mind ?
when the world is a scary n unhappy place,
take a breath
think of simple
put a smile on your face

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

18

Good boi gets pampered


u/Oxyomic

’Thanks. Theres a few more pics in my post history. Nothing all that great, but I'd make the effort to make a gif or take good pics if I knew I was getting a Schnoodle. She was somehow abandoned and I adopted her when she was allegedly 6 (seemed a lot younger, but the vets said 6 y/o). Its gotta be going on 7-8 years since I've adopted her, but I dont want to look and know for sure how old she is. Because then I would worry shes getting pretty damn old. She acts like a puppy still, so I don't ever have to consider that shes an old girl as long as I dont know her age for sure. That pic, I was holding a Starburst to get her attention, which she absolutely loves. She would choose Starbursts, Welch's fruit snacks or sour patch kids over a steak if it came down to it. If I start unwrapping a Starburst, she sits next to me and starts waving her paw. "Hey. Hey. Over here". That's why her eyes are looking up at something, I was holding it next to my phone. I used to eat so much candy, tearing through a bag of SPK while playing my Switch, but now I barely do because I know shes gonna want some too, and I dont want to overdo it with candy. Once every 3 days or so. I cant be a jerk and sit there eating candy while it's her favorite thing in the world and not give her any. So instead we both get some every couple days. Make sure she brushes afterwards’


...ok, so i saw a beautiful thing you wrote about your sweet dog awhile ago, n then saw this - here you go, friend ;)
i don't remember when or where i was before the 'you'...
i'm Dog, n you're my Human, n You made my dreams come true!
that's all that really matters, more than any name you say
no matter what you call me, i will listen, anyway...
i know what you're expecting - i can read you like a book
n you don't hafta say a word ( i know your every look...)
we've always been the Greatest team - just you n me, my friend
i know you'll always love me, n i'll love You, without end
so when the day may come when there's a starburst in your hand
just think of me, remember - it's the 'sweet' i understand
n hold those sweetest memories - don't ever let them part
forever, friend i'll be with you
my footprints
on your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

19

Meet the dogs saving Koalas in Australian bushfires


u/Dhanish04

i am the dog with job to do,
am trained so very well
koalas is what i rescue -
i learned to track their smell
my human is the one i please -
it's like a game we play
i find koalas in the trees
(they try'n to get away...)
they scared now, little furry friends
i try'n do my best
to keep them safe, n comfort them
n give them all some rest
some people call us 'heroes', yet
we try hard to be brave...
the Best reward that we can get
is each small life
we save!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

20

Her reaction to seeing my face after our nap


u/Huckster22

’Delighted to learn that peekaboo works with dogs’


as we laying, sound asleep
the blanket over head i keep
n after nap - together, here
i love when human friend appear!
he lifts the blankie - 'oh, is You!'
i love to play the peekaboo!
it always give me such delight
when naptime fren is back in sight!
he's Always by my side, it seems
because i see him
in my dreams

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

21

He’s more talented than me that’s for sure


u/MrRedditerChicken

’Looks like he is classically trained’


i am the dog, so classic trained -
just look at keyboard skills i've gained!
the melody so sweet to hear -
i play by 'tail' n not by ear ;@)
n as the tempo picks up pace,
i see the smile upon your face
i love to make my human Proud
(but 'tinkle ivories' -
Not allowed!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

22

A kitten showed up to our door step cold, hungry, and sick on Christmas Eve. After some medicines and love she’s in her forever home. Meet Noelle


u/bryanbear91

'twas the night before Christmas, was cold n alone
all i wanted from santa - a home of my own!
i wandered to houses, my cat heart kept hopin'
that some friendly door there would finally open...
so sickly n starving, my last stop, it seemed -
did this really happen...or maybe i dreamed??
i felt i was drenched when the door opened wide,
but it was the Light n the laughter inside!
it covered my body in warmth, head to toe -
a true Christmas blessing - i basked in the glow!
n now that i'm here, loved n cared for aplenty,
Forever my Home -
Happy New 2020!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

23

Prisoners in Indiana was rewarded with a cat for good behavior. This is a prisoner with his cat and the nice hat he knit for him


u/iswallowedafrog

’Do you want someone angry and vindictive or someone who has learned to utilize empathy and compassion?’


i am the cat - i 'teach', you see
'compassionate n empathy'
there's humans here who made mistakes -
sometimes a bit of care it takes
for them to feel some warmth again,
n learn to care with loving fren
so when i sit upon their lap,
i help them feel so very hap!
this man my fren - he did a knit
n made a little hat to fit
....ok, it maybe not my fave,
but if this person i help save
i'll wear the hat, n make him smile
n make him happy
for awhile
...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

24

Prisoners in Indiana was rewarded with a cat for good behavior. This is a prisoner with his cat and the nice hat he knit for him


u/iswallowedafrog

’The cats were all convicted of murdering their previous owners and are serving jail time...’


we are the cats - the time we serve -
receive the punishment deserve
destined here with jail times
for all committed feline crimes
don't bother us to live in cell,
we like the food - don't mind the smell
but Punishment - the WORST for cat -
when we are Forced
to wear
the Hat...
:{

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

25

Found this cute boy at a party I did not wanna be at


u/Isnoah_rickert

’Well, he's glad you showed up!’


hey, friend - hello! i'm glad you came
is nice that you showed up ;@)
n you don't hafta know my name -
you can just call me 'pup'
i saw you sittin over here -
i thought you'd give a pet
there's no strangers here to fear -
just 'frens' i haven't met
so, yeah, i like to walk around
n greet a friend or two
(...but You're the nicest one i found -
can i just hang
with You?)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

26

my dog is pregnant and she’s so fucking Round i’m losing it


u/BoymadeEvil

i'm feeling kinda chubby - is there something wrong with me ?
my tummy's doin tumbles, but there's nothing i can see
there's somethin goin on - i'm feelin funny deep inside
i'm always long n narrow, but i've gotten kinda w i d e . . .
you say i'm 'havin puppies', n i'm gonna be a 'mom'....
i don't know what that means yet, but you keep me nice n calm
you all seem so excited, n you can't wait til they come !
jus tell me when they get here -
i don't know where they'll come from....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

27

I was told people would think I just reversed the clip but this is my dog going backwards up our rock wall


u/Adpercell5150

’If I don't look it's not scary’


when is time to climb the wall,
i'm careful - i don't wanna fall...
it always makes me kinda scare,
n i don't wanna look up there...
i found a better way to climb -
so cautious me, i take my time
to make the scare seem not the worst
i go up with my backend first
so Proud am me - the rock so sheer -
pretend that I'm a mountaineer!
Ascent! much Daring path I took!
. . . . . as long as i don't hafta look ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

28

Well, that’s one way to keep a dog busy


u/Entire-Candidate

’All is fun and games until your dog brings you the toy with half the floor still hanging from it...’


Hey, lookit, mom - am GOODEST BOY!
am showing you - i got the toy!!
Look, see? The one you stuck on floor -
i had to pull alittle more....
but finally - Success! you see?!
Hey, momma - won't you look at me ??!
SURPRISE!
...oh, that ? you mean the wood?
uh oh . . .
i don't think i did good.....
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

29

Thankful koala holds kind man’s hand


u/Richplay_Z

’Do you know that old King Arthur legend where he will rise up and protect England in our time of need? Well Australia needs that exact legend but it's Steve Irwin not King Arthur’


there were 'heroes' who were legends - some who rode a noble steed,
but 'everyone's a hero' now for helping those in need ?
it's not to be used lightly, no more 'capes' are ever worn,
but you can be a king of men for helping those forlorn
...so what if someone doesn't call you 'hero' anyway?
do you need the 'recognition' ? is that what makes you stay ?
or rather, just be kind, n maybe lend a helping hand
they don't need any 'hero kings'
just someone
who understands

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

30

He’s trying his best


’As a tenured hamster owner, it probably made it up the stairs in less than a minute, scurried to the farthest room, stuffed mom's cotton balls in it's cheaks, made a nest in a pillow, and got stuck in a vent in that hour or less.’


am tiny ham, determined me -
undaunted by the stair
am gonna climb them, hurriedly,
to find out what's up there...
i'll scurry then, i gonna zoom
to find the place that's best -
back n forth, from room to room
i gotta build a nest :)
my plan is thwarted now, i fear -
a victim of the vent...
i hope that someone finds me here . . .
...they'llwonderwhereiwent...?!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

31

He’s trying his best


’I never thought I'd see the day when u/SchnoodleDoodleDoo responded to my comment, especially one about my hamster. Peanut is smiling on this day from the big wheel in the sky. (She was rescued from the vent and lived a long, happy hamster life)’


n so, a happy ending, if you wondered where i went
hexiron - my Hero! i was rescued from the vent!
am smiling now, 'big wheel in sky', but lesson learned that day:
if human gives you shelter, frens -
then In it you should stay!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

32

Thousands of carrots and potatoes being air dropped to help the endangered wallabies species survive in Australia


u/NDK_forums

’imagine how delighted and confused the wallabies will be to have it rain sweet potato”...’


our world has been so scary - we were praying to the Gods
please save us - we are Starving! but we thought we had no odds....
but then, it started Raining, from the heavens up above
not wet - but raining Vegetables ! the Favorite ones we love!!
it truly is a miracle, it filled us with delight!
perhaps we all are dreaming ?! is a Most confusing sight!
but in this burning countryside's not where we wanna be
so Thank you, human heroes -
from your friend,
the wallaby
edit...?!...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

33

My wife is in the nursing home. I pulled her ragged blanket off her bed. Ticat misses her. Me too, Ti. Me too.


u/Mulatto-Butts

’I must hang out in some rough subreddits. Y’all folks have made me cry.’


dear friend, you're very thoughtful - what you've done's the very best
you're loving, n you're caring - both your wife n cat are blessed!
exactly what is happening, they may not understand
you're doing just the Best you can - a helping, loving hand...
your cat - she is confused, she doesn't know why mom's not there
she's needs to know that it's ok - she needs your loving care!
a blanket to surround her - all she needs to keep her calm
it may not be the 'real thing',
at least -
it smells
like mom....
thanks to u/boomersgang for the heads up - a very compassionate redditor!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

34

This blanket is mine and mine only!


u/vladgrinch

’Me when I have to get out of bed in the morning. I feel ya, little guy.’


when i'm tryin' hard to sleep -
No, NO! this blanket Mine to keep!
please donno take away from me -
this blanket - it belong to ME!!
you try 'n drag it from beneath -
am gonna hold on with my teeth!
no, I ain't getting outta bed -
i'd rather stay Right HERE
instead!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

35

Just trying out new beds at the pet store!


u/eliblack

’I think you found the one!’


when my hunt for bed begun
i think i found the perfect one!
cuz some too big, n some too small,
but This one feels the Best of all!
i gonna take a little snooze
before i make my final choose
so lemme climb in this one here
but human, friend, please stay right near
cuz if someone, this bed they want
as they, too, seeking on their hunt
i don't want them to think i'm 'Free' -
This bed - it Doesn't
Come with ME!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

36

Marrying him in 2 weeks. My dog approves.


u/CriZzZelda

’A keeper for sure!’


hey, mom - i kinda like this one . . . you think that he can stay ?
i think it's kinda fun to maybe have a dad some day ...
so maybe you should try that thing you humans call 'romance'
cuz lookit, mom - he's holding me -
i like the way
he dance

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

37

So I heard you guys like cute dogs. Here’s the hamburglar


u/cirocdontstop

....what b u r g e r ? nope - i have not seen
no, i do not know what you mean....
...what ... this here?? belongs to Me!
is just a toy, friend - can't you see?!
...c'mon, you must be kidding, right?!
you think it's yours?! no, i won't fight...
ok, ok, you want it - FINE!
 
ireallythoughtthatitwasmine...
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

38

Riding the subway with a Corgi in a backpack and a train full of 4th grade girls.


u/kittytime

’. . . is it possible to have too many pets ?’


am in my backpack, safe n warm
when suddenly - the girls - they swarm
there's many hands! they very nice,
they start to pet me - once . . . or twice . . .
but then it's three . . . n then its Four
then i can barely breathe no more!
then nervous me - so anxious gets
is possible...
too many pets ??!
:@O
edit:breathe... ;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

39

My puppy Dexter did the thing with the bone


u/_Caracal_

’This made me forget about all the terrible things...’


i am the dog - my bone i love
is only thing i'm dreaming of!
it comfort me, n soothe my soul
to stick my tongue right thru the hole
i taste the marrow deep inside,
as down the hole - my tongue it slide
contented me, much joy it brings -
it makes me think
of happy things

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

40

I worked from home today and she fell asleep like this. I took the opportunity to update my girlfriend.


u/Douche_Kayak

i sit here - at computer, stare -
illuminated in the glare
the numbers here - they give me 'paws'
but please don't tell the 'dad', because
altho he thinks am 'calculate'
is for the sleep i canno wait...
n while i may appear so wise,
the dad - he do not realize
that in my mind, these 'facts' don't keep -
I am the cat -
am fast
asleep....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

41

Gang war at the pet shop


u/GlobalSweet

’Now, the Star-Belly Sneeches had Bellies with stars. But the Plain-Belly Sneeches had none upon thars.’


'Now, the Star-Belly Sneeches had Bellies with stars. But the Plain-Belly Sneeches has none upon thars...'
the star-bellies Heckled n pecked as they taunted!
but non-stars fought back with their army - undaunted!
with flipping n flapping n flopping by all,
there suddenly chirped up one tiny voice, smol -
'why can't we be frens, tho we have diffrent feathers?!
then we could be One happy famlee, together!'
the flocks backed away, n they thought for awhile...
then each looked across at the others
n smiled
ashamed of themselves, after acting so plucky,
'We'll give it a try, then - it might be just ducky!
the stars n the non-stars - they mingled n shared,
they stopped with their fowl-mouths, n found that they cared!
despite all the pecking n bird-brained kerfuffle,
no longer their star/starless feathers would ruffle!
as humans came in, choosing birds for a pet,
the friends learned a lesson they wouldn't forget:
Living together in Peace - try your best -
someday, you'll be gone
cuz we All
fly the nest

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

42

My dog ran around the house 20 times at top speed... then jumped into my bed and fell asleep like this within 30 seconds.


u/redfootedbooby25

when is time to go to bed,
i got a trick i do instead
my dinner done, outside i peed,
is now i run in house TOP SPEED!
i race around from room to room,
fast as i can! i gotta zoooom!
n when am tired, i gotta stop -
is then upon the bed i flop
asleep! in 30 seconds flat -
(some humans wish they could do that!)
to slumberland, am sleeping tight
(...but in my dreams,
i zoooom all night ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

43

Just act cool. There’s nothing on your face.


u/RightMeowIfNotSooner

i am the dog - what's that you say ?
i'm Fine, yep...everything's ok...
what's that - what's what on top my head ?
...you think you seein something red?
um, i donno -
. . . i got some spots...
they brown - um, yeah, see? I got Lots!
...but Red ? gee, i donno bout this . . .
gulp um
i Did get
one
smol
kiss...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

44

Turtle Enjoying A Nice Morning Stretch


’Absorbing all those delicious rays...’


i am the turtle, quite content
with all the many days i've spent -
the places that i haven't went
here living in my shell . . . .
n as I start another day,
the sun is out! on rock I lay
absorbing each delicious ray -
it has me in its spell . . .
n as i lay, I contemplate -
i should get Out more... maybe date -
I'll maybe even find a mate!
hey, only time will tell...
but as i stretch, i fear the new
I'm trapped inside this place,
it's true
i'll stay right here. . . it's what i do
i live
inside
my
shell
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

45

When you realize you’re not as young and cute as you used to be


u/rnielsen776

’[deleted]’


hey human, don't you see me?? I am right behind you here!
...you startin to ignore me, every time that kit is near?!
......I'll get revenge, I Swear I will! I'll make a plan, somehow.....
.........you wanna maybe turn around ?
n GIVE ME PATS RIGHT NOW!!?!??!
:{

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

46

No lie he’ll sit in here all day long.


u/Azh1aziam

’The old fable of the Tortoise on the Hair.’


I am the cat - this tort my friend,
I let him sit right there
I let him crawl from end to end -
he likes to feel my hair....
no worries, me, no hurries, he
we like our lazy pace
them busy humans - let them be
Slow n steady
wins the race...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

47

For the first time ever someone broke into my home while I was alone. Douglas showed aggression for the first time towards a human and went after him. Good boy douggie.


u/AthenasPrayers

’You live with a hero’


so there we were, at home alone -
a bad guy broke inside!
but i stepped up - my BRAVE, it shone!
there was no time to hide!
for i am Dog - am do PROTEC
so do not mess with me!
I LOVE this human friend LIKE HECK -
her HERO now i be !
;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

48

We where cleaning outside at my work and we aparently disturbed two sleeping dormice. They didn't want to let go of my glove after i moved them away from the building.


u/Mumrik93

’I love ops patience throughout the video.’


edit:inspired by u/StaredAtEclipseAMA:
From :“Awe, you guys are adorable.”
To: “Alright get down ya little shits!”
'Aww, look at you - Adorable! here, climb up on my hand...'
oh, human - thank you, friend ! it's nice that Someone understand...
we tinymicehere, on our own - we're getting kinda cold...
n now you give us safety here - we Love a hand to hold!
hey, lemme get my buddy - Look! this human friend's ok!
he offered us his glove - I think he's gonna let us STAY!!
we gotta tell the others - This our HOME! we All can fits!!
we'll stay right here, Forever -
'Aye, GET DOWN, ya little Sh!TS!!'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

49

High paw


u/Asphyxiationism

’I’ve seen this a million times and it never gets old...’


i never will get tired of this little kit's high five ;)
his fearless opitimism makes it good to be alive!
how ever tough your day - you feel like throwin in your hat ?
take some inspiration from this fearless little cat!
hang in there, friends, n seize the day - it's never quite that bad
High Paw your fellow humans, n you might just make them glad!
or just enjoy the pics that 'don't get old', n make you smile
they'll help you through the day
n if they do,
then they're
worthwhile!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

50

I’ve been gone for a week and I think he missed me as much as I missed him.


u/Pandafawkes

’Dog: I think I see my hooman... yes that's for sure my human. I NOW MUST GO SAY HELLO!!! RUN!!!’


Oh, G0D - it's HIM!! I see my FREN!
i Knew that he'd come back again!
I gotta GO - I GOTTA RUN!!
he must know he's my favorite one!!
Jus drop the leash - I gotta GO!
I CANNOT WAIT TO SAY HELLO
OH, GOSH - I REALLY MISSED YOU, FREN!!
Can you just NEVER leave again ??!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

51

I’ve been gone for a week and I think he missed me as much as I missed him.


u/Pandafawkes

’... the cat is still so pissed off she turns her back on me when I talk to her.’


i am the cat, n i don't care
if you are here, or you were there
you went away ? so what - who knew ?!
you really thought that I'd miss you ?!
n What do you expect from me ??
'Oh, GOSH - you're BACK! SO GLAD TO SEE!' ?!
well, nope,
don't care -
if you want that
then GET A DOG
cuz I
am CAT . . .
edit ....n have no doubt - you were Not MISSED!
cuz I am CAT . . . . .
. . . . . n I am pissed!
....edit 2: ahem- of course i missed you, 'fren' -
i'm 'acting' like i don't ...
nihopeyoudon'tleaveagain
( . . . admit it ? no, i won't ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

52

Cat bringing in a stick for dog


u/OhNoPleaseDontSir

’Me thinks this is not the first time the cat has brought a stick for the dog...’


hey, cat - i Knew you won't forget -
you brought another stick!
i jes was thinking here: i bet
she gonna do her 'trick'
sometimes you act like you don't care,
but then you disappear
you go outside the window there
n then you come back here!
n now these sticks you bringin me -
you Like me cat, you do!
you treatin me like family :@)
(hey cat -
I like you, too!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

53

We’re working on “high five”


u/Tekadeprasad0707

’HE'S DOING HIS BEST OK?’


dear human friend - I GOTCHER HAND!!
that's what you wanted, right ?!
oh, what ? no, i don't understand -
how 'bout i take a bite ??
...not that? Oh, sorry - try again
HI FIVE ? ...is This a TEST?!
am try so hard to please you, fren -
AM DO MY VERY BEST !!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

54

My wife started nursing school this week and was afraid her new little kitten wouldn’t love her anymore since she’d be gone all the time. I’m excited to send her this pic of kitty falling asleep on her scrubs.


u/Sam-th3-Man

when my mom is gone away,
is on her clothes i like to lay
they not as good as momma's lap,
but it'll do for just a nap
it always keep me nice n calm
to be on clothes that smell like mom
the scent of her - so real, it seems
then i see momma
in my dreams

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

55

I’m fairly certain my dogs are planning a secret getaway trip. So far, they’ve packed a pair of pajama pants, a T-shirt, a blanket, a crocs, a pair of jeans, an Ugg and a jacket.


u/keplerk2

’Next they'll straight up steal your car’


we plan a secret getaway -
we tired of bein at home all day
we got some clothes, a blanket, too
(they're just some things that smell like you)
a croc, an ugg, some pj pants,
(we'll grab more when we get a chance)
n then we'll find the keys you hide,
n take the car out for a ride!
(is just a 'borrow', not a crime -
cuz we'll be back
for dinner time)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

56

I tried to take a picture with all my cats


u/_Leenda

’The confused The angry The uncomfortable’


i am the cat - am so confused
am feeling like i'm being used
don't wanna be no picture prop
oh, momma - would you please just STAAAAHP!
I AM THE CAT - SO ANGRY ME!
DONT WANNA BE HERE! CANT YOU SEE?!
AM GONNA SCRATCH N FLAIL ABOUT!
JUST LET ME GO! CUZ I WANT OOOUUUT!!
...i'm really quite uncomfortable, am getting kinda squish
don't wanna be a part of this - it's really not my wish...
our hair is flying everywhere - there's claws n teeth n fur
i think you better put us down, mom
We are just
a blur!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

57

My husband and our puppy are completely in love with each other.


u/MissGinnyW

’I don't know where I got this pink eye from...’


dear daddy, how i love you! let me sleep here on your chest...
i love to feel you breathing when we're lying here at rest
sometimes i shift n turn about - don't know which end is up,
but either way i'm facing, i know i'm your favorite pup!
we dream about each other as we lie here fast asleep
the good times that we share, n all the memories we keep
i know you love me so much that i sometimes make you cry...
n as you wake up, dad
you might find something
in your eye . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

58

Her eyes look like a Disney character's eyes


u/vladgrinch

’Those eyelashes....’


a beautiful pup - my eyelashes a dream,
a true Disney Princess - so real, it seem
i longingly look at your face up above,
i'll bat my long lashes at you - full of Love!
one look in my eyes n your wishes come true -
i give all my Disney-eyed magic to you!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

59

Graceful and Agile...Not


’It came so close to saving itself and then...’


i tried to leap upon the shelf,
but i could not quite stay...
i came so close to save myself,
but Human in the way!
i would've landed safely then,
like many times before
but it's Her fault - she blocked me when
i headed for the floor
for i am Cat - my landings stick
please human - just stay clear!
cuz Many times i've done my trick
unless You interfere!
;{

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

60

My dog never comes empty-handed


u/zawai

’Bless his little face. He looks like he's saying sorry that all he could get you was this crumby leaf...’


what can i give you, as poor as i be ?
i need you to know just what you mean to me!
if i had a toy, i would bring it to show
how Much i adore you! (...but no take - just throw ;)
now we're here outside, so i brought you a gift -
is just a small leaf, friend, to give you a lift ;@)
so what can i give you ? my feelings, in part -
to show you i love you
I give you
my heart
loosely based on My Gift by Christina Rossetti

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

61

Wake Up, Stretch and Sleep


u/St0pX

when is time to rise n shine,
i get up n i stretch, so fine
then off the couch, to floor i drop -
(i found the perfect place to flop!)
cuz there is never time to lose
to find a spot to take a snooze
n when i rise up from This nap . . .
i gonna go n find a lap ;@)
a human lap to rest my head,
a break before is time for bed
n then i'll sleep the whole night thru -
(while all the time,
i'll dream of You!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

62

Are dogs supposed to sleep like this, or is mine broken?


u/noneofyournonsense

’ I thought the same thing, Rigor mortis!!!’


i am the dog - on back i lie,
please do not move - don't even try!
my legs are stiff n stick straight up -
you think am 'rigor mortis' pup !
no, i'm not dead - just fast asleep,
my paws like this i gonna keep
i stretched them out, a big extend
so tired am me -
i cannot bend!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

63

Baby kangaroo stretching


u/Zellaxtv

’If my heart is literally able to explode, this would be the reason why...’


i gonna make your heart explode - just hold me in your hand
cuz i'm a baby Joey n i do not understand...
i'm s'pose to be in momma's pouch - she always kept me calm,
but somehow i got dumped,
n now
i kinda miss my mom....
i heard the humans talking that the mom's all had to run
some other babes - they fell out, too - i'm not the only one...
but now i learn there's human frens who gonna give us care
i hope there's some who maybe help
to find our moms
out there....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

64

Baby Deer meets Baby Human


u/bobekyrant

’Let it be known: the baby human was the FIRST ONE to back down...’


hello there fren - do not be scare!
i see you watching over there....
you kinda smol - a bit like me
your legs are kinda wobble-y . . .
don't back away - we barely met!
i really think
i'd like a pet

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

65

Probably no one will see this but this is my dog


’That’s a BIG doodle...’


'probably no one will see' -
they looking for a pedigree
cuz they may glance, n ask 'He's what?'
(some frens may even call me 'mutt'...)
no, i am not no fancy breed,
am not what they may think they need
but if i'm what you're dreaming of
I'll give you Oodles n oodles
of Love!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

66

Benz’s face when I give him a tasty treat but forget to give him the required personal space to adequately enjoy it.


u/Red8Mycoloth

...you mean this treat right here for me ?!
oh, Thank you, fren! am Pleased, you see! :@)
you must think i'm the GOODEST BOY
...but leave me here, let me enjoy
i like to have a little space,
don't want nobody in my face
my favorite fren, yes - that is You,
but I just like a 'private chew'
so if you could go back inside
(or else my treat i'll hafta hide...)
n please don't take away from me!
I thank you much -
now let me be!
edit:aword

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

67

Every time I sit with my legs open, he sits between them


u/GGSilent

i am the dog - my yard survey,
PROTEC n oversee each day
but most important thing to me
is HUMAN fren - so loyally!
n as on step he takes his place,
i once again will claim my space
between his open legs i sit
(is Always such a perfect fit!)
now as we two - a team, on guard
we overlook our world - the yard
our fortress strong - it make me please
PROTECTING ALL
between his knees

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

68

We practiced walking today... well, she did. That ship has sailed for me.


u/letouxftw

’Hi everyone, I’m Shane. I was born with a disease called Spinal Muscular Atrophy type 2. My fiancée and I run a YouTube channel about our relationship called Squirmy and Grubs! If you’d like to see more of our life (including LOTS more about our new family member, Chloe) you can watch our videos here: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdomP1JqhnyBQGaBmfDl4KQ](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdomP1JqhnyBQGaBmfDl4KQ)’


I took a walk with you today - i stayed right by your side!
(don't say you didn't do it, cuz my heart tells me you tried...)
i am the dog - am still a pup, with so much yet to learn
am trying hard to please you, n your Love i'm try'n to earn...
so now you teach me, on the leash, to 'walk' the way i should
you setting me 'example' - to 'behave', n to be good...
tho i have four legs - you have two, n wheels to help you go -
the only thing that moves me
is the Love
you Always show!
edit:You are an inspiration, friend!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

69

My pit has been extremely affectionate with my sister ever since she got pregnant.


u/ritty84

’Be careful. My pit was super attached to me during my pregnancy, and then when the kids (twins) were born, he totally threw me over for them. They took precedence over everything. His entire life, he slept on my bed. After the twins were born, he slept on the floor of the nursery. If they were crying, he nudged me toward them. If they were dirty during the night, he woke me up to change them EVEN IF THEY HADN'T WOKEN UP THEMSELVES. They could take rawhides, bones, or food out of his mouth. They dressed him up like a superhero and he would wear hats or capes for hours. God, I miss that dog. :(’


there's something special goin on - just what, i do not know
sometimes i feel the sister friend is moving kinda slow...
she seems a little tired, n she likes to take a nap
( i know she really likes it when i'm resting by her lap...)
i know she really needs me now - i'm doing what i can
i'm helping her the only way a dog can understand!
n that's to give her Extra love! my loyalty i'll prove
just one more thing -
about her 'lap' ?
. . . . i think i felt it move . . . . . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

70

On our way home from adopting her. Like father like daughter.


u/toucanna

’"Oh, this is what we do here. Cool."’


'oh, this is what we do here, cool' - i really like it here
we riding in this 'car' thing, n you holding me so near
i feel the gentle rocking as you hold me on your lap
so happy n contented now - we take a little nap....
you tell me you're my 'fam-a-lee', n you're the one called 'dad'
(i don't know what those words all mean,
but You're the BEST i had!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

71

Best bed ever


u/lady-grinning-soul

’This is my friend's dog. The cat isn't even theirs, they have no idea where the cat came from. They just looked out of the window one morning and saw this.’


hey dog - i need a place to lay
i really hate the snow...
but i am cat - outside i stay,
you know someplace to go ?
come here, my friend, n lay on me
i have the warmest fur
climb up here on my back - you'll be
much warmer than you were!
...wow, this is really nice here -
it's the Warmest that i've felt....
can't make the snow all disappear,
...but friend
my Heart
you melt

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

72

When you posts a pic on the sub cool stick but nobody upvotes your stick


u/seocool88

’Sir your dog is melting...’


looka me - i brought you Stick! i thought it make you glad!
...hello? you gonna notice ? it's the Best i ever had...
it took awhile to find it - i went out n looked around
n then i brought it here, to show you this BIG ONE i found !
ok, then, you're too busy - i can tell that you don't care....
it's just that 'stick' is lots more fun if there's someone to share.....
...what's that ? no, i'm not melting - i've looked this way from the start
but look into my eyes, my friend -
i gonna melt your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

73

Waking up our deaf, 14 year old little girl to go out


u/SnazzyAdam

’You’re so gentle and loving together...’


when i'm lying fast asleep,
am peaceful in my dreams, so deep
my world is quiet, lying here,
but then i sense my human near
he wakes me with his gentle touch -
the one i love so very much!
he's cared for me, right from the start
i hear his love
inside my heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

74

The best big brother of all


u/MyNameGifOreilly

’Why do I get the feeling the dogs just excited to have a cute pet?’


as i lie here, all alone,
am wish for pet fren of my own....
someone to love, n snuggle tight
the thought - it makes me So excite!
....when suddenly, to my surprise -
a Kit appears - before my eyes!
she longing for a friend like me
my dream's come True
so magically
then off to dreamland, we both go -
forever Loved -
I am 'Big Bro'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

75

My cat looks like he just told his favorite joke and he’s so proud of himself


u/ChazaySSB

’The original post from yesterday was uploaded by somebody else, but he is my cat and that post was taken down. If you want to see more of Chestnut, give him a follow on Instagram @prince.chestnut. Thank you all 😊’


I'm Chestnut - n these humans try'n cash in on my smile
they think i'll earn them 'karma', but it's only for awhile...
cuz there is just one human friend that truly is my own
so all you other 'fakers' - would you just leave me alone?!
i realize you're jealous of the cat smiles that i do
but let me tell you, 'posers' - they are sure not meant for you!
cuz No one makes me Happy like the cat i truly am -
n No one makes me smile
like my one n Only FAM!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

76

I'm sorry for taking your bed can you forgive me?


u/MyNameGifOreilly

’I dont think the dog was even pissed...’


i am the dog, n i don't care
if i am here n she is there
there's nothing matters more to me
than knowing that the cat 'comfy'
cuz she my friend - i like her best,
n i know that she needs her rest
so if she wants my bed, i let her -
then she maybe treat me
better . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

77

The time I rescued a crying kitten outside my cat cuddled her ❤️


u/zozozkittykat

’Cats might be little weirdos but every cat I’ve ever known has had a heart of gold.’


i am the cat - this babe my human brought me to PROTEC
n i will hold her close, because i love this kit like Heck!
my human heard her crying, n he did that 'rescue' thing
but what she needs is Love - the kind only a Cat can bring
n as she laying in my arms, so gently, fast asleep,
this babe belong to No one - except ME - she mine to keep!
sometimes we're little weirdos, n we may be hard to hold,
but if you give us chance, you'll see -
our hearts are made of gold

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

78

Adopted this guy a week ago. Was scared of everything, but decided to trust me. Four days later, and he is a very good boy with his very first OWN squeaky toy ❤️


u/wild_northerner

i am the pup - my life has change, in just a week, so much -
i have a brand new human fren - am learn to trust his touch!
he bein kind n gentle, n he tells me I'm GOOD BOY
n now, the most Amazing thing - he give me thing called TOY!!
is soft, n kinda chewy, but it do not taste like stick
my human sayin words to me - he says he teach me 'trick'
n as i lay here on my back, n look at him above
i'm learning bout the Bestest thing -
am learn this thing called 'Love'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

79

This cat follows his owner to the gym and then sits in reception waiting for his owner to finish their workout before walking them home.


u/GallowBoob

’That cat talks. *I promise you* - that cat can talk.’


i am the cat - you read my mind
dear human, You are just my kind ;)
you listen to the things i say,
(but i don't need words, anyway...)
am here at gym, but have no doubt -
i do not need no 'working out'
in perfect shape as here i sit,
am wait for human 'getting fit'
n when he's done, back home we walk -
is then I listen
to Him talk
n all the secrets he impart,
forever
i'll keep
in my heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

80

Adopted this guy a week ago. Was scared of everything, but decided to trust me. Four days later, and he is a very good boy with his very first OWN squeaky toy ❤️


u/wild_northerner

’This one brought tears to my eyes. My one rescue was abandoned at our church the week before Christmas seven years ago. He was maybe ten months old. Every time another car showed up for church, he ran up and looked in. He was sure his people must have accidentally forgotten him. They had to be coming back. Our church fronted a four lane. I didn't want him killed. I took him home, looked for owners, checked local vets. He was professionally groomed, neutered, but not chipped. He really fits description and pictures of a wheaten terrier. We kept him. We have a farm, and after finally teaching him that he can't kill chickens, he LOVES chore time. He is so proud of himself. He looks for mice, and chases the goats and the bull. We hope the bull continues to have a sense of humor, because Hank's bravado is bigger than his common sense... ❤️’


i love your story, u/wuzzittoya !
'twas a week before Christmas, is hard to recall,
but i was abandon, when i was still small...
i waited n watched - thought they'd come pick me up,
then a stranger stepped in, said 'c'mon, little pup!
i do not remember my 'people' before,
but i guess they just didn't want me no more...
don't worry - my story is Better than good -
cuz I ended up with the family i should!
when times are the darkest, n seem very scare,
sometimes there's a miracle just waiting there!
was true Christmas magic that happened that year
the love of a human who Cared brought me here ;@)
i'm Hank, n i'm happy - my family's the Best!
surrounded by animal frens
I am blessed!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

81

A guide dog getting adorably excited about being able to pick out his own toy from the pet store


u/unnaturalorder

’Build-a-Good-Boy’


I am the dog - the GOODEST BOY
my human let me choose a Toy!
n so, to make a perfect match,
am gonna build my own from scratch ;@)
cuz not just any toy will do -
it must be Built - a 'Good Toy', too!
so with my thoughtful loving care
i choose the Best
to build my bear!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

82

We adopted this gorgeous (albeit, grumpy) 15 year old girl today. Previous owners could no longer take care of her. Here she is settling into her new forever home!


u/-iDDQD-

’Ugh. This is comfortable. great. Thanks, I guess...’


...ugh, so i'm with You now - well, it don't matter to me
it really doesn't matter where the Heck i live, you see....
as long as i am comfortable - whoever treats me best
...whatEver - I'll be fine,
n You will hafta Do
i guess...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

83

Cats makes first contact with bubbles


u/CheesyChanLy

’They are such inquisitive creatures, always seeking to understand things in their environment. When they are so engaged and a thing behaves not like they expected, their bewilderment is delightful.’


I am the cat - inquisitive, in everything i see
i seek to understand the things that truly baffle me...
intrigued in things mysterious, bewildered by their sight
i contemplate -
is their demise
that fills me
with delight....
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

84

When you don't know what you're doing but ur happy to be involved


’He is doing he very best...’


i gonna try my very best to do like daddy do
he walking back n forth n up n down, so I will too!
cuz he's my favorite human, who i always try 'n please
but i am dog
is kinda hard
for me to bend my knees....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

85

He likes to complain about the cats. I don't believe it anymore.


u/_Potato_Cat_

’...his resistance was futile he has been Cat-conquered.’


i am the cat, n this my guy
he can't resist - won't even try
so peaceful here, we sound asleep
together now, in dreamland deep
for he's the one we hear complain -
'the Cats' he says - 'they're Such a PAIN!'
but as we sleep, he don't recall . . .
a lesson learned -
Love
conquers
All

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

86

Rescued him from the streets. Vet visit was great despite skin issues.


u/Kep23

’...”are you really going to take good care of me” ?* yea, I got you'. . . *The beginning of a great friendship’


i cannot even quite believe what's happening to me
this fren say he will 'never leave' - how lucky can i be!
cuz no one ever cared before, as on the street i roamed
n now he gives me care n more - this fren gave me a home!
i hear it in the words he say, n in his loving gaze
so by his side i gonna stay, for all my living days
a special friendship here we start, that some don't have, not ever
together now, one loving heart
that we will share
Forever!
edit:aword
credit: inspired by beautiful words from u/Pokietutu

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

87

I'd say he malfunctioned, but honestly he barely functioned in the first place.


’Which one are we talking about? I’m impressed that you, as a bull dog, can even post on reddit.’


i Am the dog, n this my guy
don't knock him down - don't even try!
he 'barely functioned' without me,
but we a perfect match, you see?
n as we two are growing older
'Beauty in the eye - beholder'!
Everything about him fine -
i Love this man
cuz He is mine!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

88

Adopt don't shop! After a year of recovery. Everyone, meet Champy! BTW today is his birthday.


u/awakers

’I love him’


look at them - they fightin' over which one loves me more!
i love to hear that I am now a puppy they adore!
for there i was, unwanted, sadly - just a year ago
but now i've been well cared for, n my transformation show!
it took a while to change, but now i'm off to brand new start
n all it took was human friends who shared their loving heart
they tell me it's my birthday, n i get the 'wishes', too :@)
but friends - there's nothing else i want -
you've made my dreams come true!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

89

My dog does a happy dance for chicken jerky


u/pocahontas_bitch

...oh, gosh - the chickum jerky! is my Favrit, i confess!
of all the treats you offer me, you Know i love it Best :@)
n now you standing over me, the jerky up above
oh, Yes please! would you give to me?! you know how much i love!
so patient me, then finally - i do a little prance
am gonna kick it up a notch, n do my HAPPY DANCE!!
i shake my head n leap around, a crazy dancing fool
my mouth so Happy, filled with LOVE
n chickum jerky drool !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

90

Just watch


u/chogieXrings

’Aww snuggs...’


i don't have arms to hug you, n my kisses aren't like yours
n i don't mean to bug you, but i need the 'reassures'...
for i am Dog, n you my Bestess friend in all the worl,
n i will always love you, without end - my Favrit girl !
so when you gently kiss my nose, i feel so warm n snug
am Lucky I'm the one you chose - i wanna give you hug!
i put my head against your neck, cuz i want you to know
that You're the one i love like Heck -
don't Ever let me go!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

91

Our family dog was lost for 3 days over the holidays. When we finally got her back my dog wouldn’t leave her side for days


u/cozyfuton

’I remember when we finally brought my boy home. He'd been gone almost 8 months, and it was winter by the time we got him back. We were sure there was no hope, but then we got the call that he'd been caught! By some miracle he was in decent health and not injured; just shell-shocked from all that had happened and the journey home (he's doing much better now, this was almost a year ago!) When we finally got to the house, the only dog we let in the room to greet him was our old family Rat Terrier. We figured she'd recognize him, they'd lived together for about a year prior to this, but she'd always been so aloof we didn't expect much of a response (part of why we let her stay, we didn't want anything to overwhelm him). Imagine our surprise when, the moment we walked in, she ran up, little tail stub wagging away, sniffing him all over and whining a bit like "Where have you been!?!?!?" So sweet to see, especially from a dog as standoffish as her! At that, my boy started to relax a bit, like he finally knew he was home. Such good dogs, the both of them.’


there's a feeling that we get when we are lost, out on our own
like nothing's ever gonna be the same - we're all alone . . .
when days turn into weeks, n sometimes months are passing by,
our world seems changed forever, but we don't know how or why....
but if you are a lucky one, you'll find a way back home
your family will never know how very far you roamed!
n if a dog friend's waiting, they're the Best to help you cope
they're the ones who knew that you'd return -
they Never give up hope!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

92

Wife wanted our cat immortalized on Reddit forever. So Reddit, meet Monkey. Her favourite boy.


u/WeeBo-X

i'm Monkey the cat - momma's favorite boy,
cuz I am the one that she always enjoy!
no fanciful floof or some rare pedigree
it's clear that the momma jes loves 'me for me'
so the dad here - he wanted to do a surprise
he knew momma wanted me 'immortalize' ...
don't know what that means, n i don't wanna boast,
the Only thing I know -
Mom loves me the MOST!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

93

He was a stray following our dog home and refused to leave. After a year of having him found out he's from the neighbors that treated him real bad. It has been 2 years now and he's the sweetest boy, our front yard warrior. He chases wild pigs away every night guarding fruits&everything. We love him.


u/Brainorgasms

’Happy he has a home with you!’


you saw me when i followed home
a dog friend, as i saw him roam
'he Must be someone's - you believe
but i stayed Here - refused to leave!
you found out i was treated bad -
i got to STAY! it made me glad :@)
n now am warrior - i keep guard
i keep them pigs out of the yard
don't seem like work - to me is fun
(if this is 'job', then i got one!)
i am the dog 'with job' to do -
just HAPPY to be Home
with You!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

94

Happy froggo enjoys the welcomed rain showers in Queensland


u/Thund3rbolt

’...I’m pretty sure that hand movement at the start was “ hey hop in , water is great”’


i am the frog, n times are tough,
the water - we can't get enough
we're hot n tired, n waaaay too dry,
but now - the heavens heard our cry...!
cuz they've released our tears above -
it's raining down - a shower of Love!
so join me frens, it's not too late -
C'mon, hop in! the water's GREAT!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

95

A tiny snake giving finger hugs


u/dartmaster666

’I don’t like snakes but that’s actually pretty cute’


i don't like snakes, but this ones's cute -
he's not a big n scary brute.....
i am the snake, so tiny me
encircling your finger, see ?
just hold it up into the air -
(am verysmol,sodon't be scare...)
won't squeeze too tight - it jes feels snug
am gonna give you finger hug :)
round n round, a ring i start -
i wrap myself
around
your
heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

96

Hunter Mode On


u/vladgrinch

’That little butt wiggle...’


i am the kit - so focus, me
transfixed . . . just what is this i see ?
engage the stealth, i do the stare
(the prey - it must be unaware...)
stalking low, down on my haunch
in 3, 2, 1 am gonna launch...
locked n loaded...i shall try....
a wiggle-butt -
n then
i FLY!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

97

The little duckling that could


u/thecalvinkim

’I got nervous for the little one there...’


i am the duck, so very smol,
am try so hard to climb the wall!
i watch my siblings jump so high,
but me - i gotta try . . . n try
i jump, i fall - on back i flail
i'm coming, mom - i will not fail!
my momma's watching nervously -
i know she won't abandon me!
n then, at last - Success so sweet!
i hurry on my tired feet
to nest - is where i gonna stay!
am done with jumping
for the day

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

98

Those eyes


u/wcmj

’...and that butt wiggle...’


i am the kit - so focus, me
transfixed . . . just what is this i see ?
engage the stealth, i do the stare
(the prey - it must be unaware...)
stalking low, down on my haunch
in 3, 2, 1 - am gonna launch...
i lock n load - the hunted spy....
a wiggle-butt -
n then
i FLY!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

99

This is Toroman, a street cat. Toroman just wants pets.


u/tomac231

’PET.HIM.NOW’


....so this my first time at the vets -
i heard that you take care of 'Pets' !
a 'check up'? don't know. . . what is that ?
i just want Pets - i am a Cat!
there's nothing i should hafta do
in order to get pets from you!
Stand up? Sit down?! i don't know How
i just want you to PET ME NOW!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

100

Good morning, this good boy’s eyes say it all.


u/MisterT12

i am such a lucky pup,
cuz every morn when i wake up
there's nothing more that i enjoy
than when you say 'hello, good boy!'
just look into my puppy eyes -
dear friend, i hope you realize
i look into your face above -
the only thing i see
is Love!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

101

The face I get for watching tv instead of taking him on a walk


u/blitched

’Thats when you abandon all else and take the goodest boy on a walk immediately...’


...excuse me, why you watch TV ?!
i think you oughta look at me...
so patiently, am do the wait -
no longer can I hesitate!
I need a walk - I want it NOW
so this the way that i know how -
ABANDON ALL ELSE THAT YOU DO
I WANNA TAKE A WALK WITH YOU!!
i touch your leg with gentle paw -
the GOODEST BOY you ever saw!
I have no interest in your talk -
IMMEDIATE - I WANT THE WALK!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

102

This cat is a national treasure!


u/Bosharaptor

’Don’t ask questions, be great full for this gift...’


don't ask me no questions - i brought what you want
for I am the Cat - the master of hunt!
be grateful for food that is captured for you
cuz pleasing my human's what i like to do ;-)
'tis but one small wing, from a bird on a grill,
unattended - that's when i went in for the kill...
imagine my shock when i found it so Hot...
don't ask anymore -
just be Glad what you got!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

103

Stray dog that helped kindergartners cross the road got a dog house and an appreciation star


u/themouseandthemask

’...the nice thing is that if multiple people take care of him, he's basically everyone's dog.’


i am the dog who has no home,
but many frens have i
n all day, on the streets i roam
as people pass me by
there's always someone offers me
a little snack or two
they pet me n, so happily,
i wag my tail 'thank you'
don't think that i am lonely here -
there's many frens who care!
n Everyone - they like me near,
cuz I'm a dog to share :@)
n now those children i PROTEC -
i earned a house n star!
i did my Best - am proud as Heck
the GOODEST BOY
by far!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

104

This service dog received his Master’s Degree in Occupational Therapy from Clarkson University after attending every single class with his human.


u/starstufft

looka me - reward i get ;@)
(my frens call me the 'teacher's pet')
n now am do the GRADUATE
as all the frens CONGRATULATE!
am wearing gown n mortar board,
i cross the stage - receive award
we work so hard thru every class,
now this degree - it proves we pass!
my girl - she ready for employ,
am service dog -
the GOODEST BOY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

105

Proud parents and their little chicks


u/BarefootUnicorn

’Kiwi And His Goth Girlfriend* (from u/shakes1983 's link)’


once i was a lonely bird, my feathers colored bright
but no one here to share them with, my life just wasn't right...
my human tried another friend - she wasn't meant to be
but one more try, n then came you - the perfect match for me!
no matter if you're black or white, or 'fifty shades of grey'
all you are is beautiful
n by your side i'll stay
our nest is full n colorful, a family together
n we all live in harmony
no matter what our feather!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

106

I would massage those cheeks all day every day


u/umjustpassingby

’The one up front must be on spin cycle, the one in the back is hand wash only...’


am gonna lie here in the wets
n give myself the Bestess pets!
while otter fren, he do the spin,
we happy in the skin we're in
i do the 'hand-wash' with my paws,
he needs the deeper soak, because
he stinky guy, all o'er the place -
but i jes wanna wash my face ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

107

This handsome girl turns 20 this year.


u/twdvermont

’She’s completely deaf but I’ll give her some head scratchies to let her know you you said that...’


i am the cat who cannot hear,
but how i love when you come near!
you give me scritches on my head -
tho i can't hear, i feel instead
no longer words of 'Goodest girl',
i'm Happy in my quiet world
n in my silence, i'm content
with all the many years i've spent!
i see your face there, up above
n in my heart
i hear
your
Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

108

Fireman rescues a cat


u/BasedOnAir

’Aww, the cat looks terrified...’


when all around was flaming, hot,
i thought - no more lives have i got!
was trapped, abandoned there inside,
n suddenly
so terrified...
when human voices entered in,
i felt a peacefulness begin
a chance for rescue, life anew
dear human - how can i thank you ?
a lowly cat, my life you spared
when i was sure nobody cared!
You're the hero i dreamed of
was rescued
in the arms
of Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

109

Brodie the 'Wonky'-Faced Dog Finds a Loving Home After Initial Owners Returned Him to Shelter


u/Jadomi77

i'm Brodie the dog, n i'm tryin my best
to be a Good Boy, n be loved like the rest!
i may look alittle bit 'wonky' to some -
(it isn't my fault, it's just where i came from...)
don't wanna remember my bad life before,
i long for a chance with a human once more!
i dream of a friend, or a couple, or fam
who maybe would love me the way that i am
can't help my excitement - so eager to please
am trying so hard with each human i sees!
now you two have claimed me to make me your own,
i hope that, no more, i am Ever alone!
with your loving patience, n care from the start,
you look deep inside,
n see my loving heart!
edit:me/my

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

110

Despite his condition, Deuce loves to play like any other normal dogs


u/dyvuu

’HOW DOES HE BALANCE?!??’


'How does he balance?!' they ask when they see -
instead of Four legs, there's just Two legs on me!
my frens call me Deuce - yeah, because that means 'two'
just look - it's no problem - i run straight to you!
for this is my way, n it's all that i've known
i figured it out, how to walk on my own ;@)
with their love n support that has helped me keep up
my humans have kept me a well-balanced pup!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

111

Baby Koala Reunited With Mother


u/Prophettx

’[deleted]’


dear human, can you hold my hand ?
i need to feel your touch...
it's hard for me to understand,
i missed my babe so much!
n now you bring her back again -
please tell me that she'll stay
i really wanna thank you, fren -
...n this
my only
way

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

112

Still BFFs after five years


u/iiidioteque

’Oh my god, they’re beautiful!’


they always said we 'beautiful' since we were baby kits
them humans say such dopey things, like 'if i fits i sits...'
don't know what all them words mean, but one thing we Know is true -
as long as we remember, it's been, Always - 'me 'n you'
side by side we cuddled in a box when we were young,
that's how 'best frens forever' started - we had just begun!
we never knew another way, together from the start
five years later, you n me -
we share a loving heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

113

My puppy walks well enough but still has “puppy ADHD” wanting to chase birds or unfortunately attempt to “find” mom in cars that look similar. My older boyo has now taken it upon himself to keep him on the straight and narrow.


i am the pup - am Much excite!
my big bro here - he teach me right
we walk along with human fren
(he holding leash there on the end)
my bro - a little closer holds,
he gently tug, but never scolds
he training me be nice n calm
when i see car n think it's MOM
n so we walk a gentle pace,
reminding me NO BIRDS! to chase
we goodest boys - i try my Best,
n with my bigger bro
i'm blessed!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

114

A rescued baby ringtail possum warming up in front of a car heater


u/unnaturalorder

’I love our human biological tendency to adore all babies no matter the species....’


i'm just a little tiny baby -
human, can you help me, maybe ?
i'm no kit or little pup,
but you still stopped, n picked me up!
cuz in your heart, the thing you see
abandoned creature - helplessly
just lying in the road, alone,
no sign of famlee of my own...
n now you hold me in your hand,
cuz deep inside, you understand
the innocence of creatures, all
whether we are GREAT
or smol...
the warmth n love of human touch -
we 'babies' need it
oh, so much!
edit:spelling

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

115

Passed out in the window


u/GallowBoob

’I needed that, thanks’


we are the cats who live in store,
the humans come n go
just what it is they looking for
we never really know...
we press our nose against the glass
n watch alittle while
the people see us as they pass -
sometimes we make them smile ;)
n maybe in the store they'll stop,
or else be on their way
cuz even if they do no shop
We're all they need
today

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

116

Close Enough


u/The-JZilla

’Slight pause... “I don’t think I know what you want, mama.... *chomps* (muffled) “is dis it?”’


am try so hard to understand
when you hold up your human hand
i gonna pause, n think a bit
jes what am s'pose to do with it
is sit n stay? am doing, right?!
n then i take
a little bite...
...it didn't take the mama long
to let me know
that that
was
wrong . . .
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

117

The bests of times


u/Krelle12343

’I envy that simple way of being happy’


...n so, to taste the falling snow -
a 'happiness' so few will know!
contented me, from sky above
for i am Dog - the cold i love
so gentle in my mouth it land,
if only humans understand
the Joy i get from simple things -
such Happiness
the snow
it brings

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

118

He waits all day for the mailman to come and pet him


u/D5R

’What a good boy. I bet the mailman enjoys this as much as he does. That’s sweet!’


I am the dog, n here I wait -
the 'mailman' - anticipate!
each day i watch for little truck,
n when it stops, know I'm in luck
is then, Excited! - have no doubt -
my 'mail fren' - he gets right out
so Happy as each other see -
when i greet him, n he greets me :0)
n then, my fren goes on his way
am wait for mail
another day

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

119

He waits every morning for the Postman


u/Thund3rbolt

’I bet that is the best part of the Postman’s day ❤️’


I am the dog, n here I wait -
the Postman i anticipate!
each day i watch for little truck,
n when it stops, know I'm in luck
is then, Excited! - have no doubt -
my 'mail fren' - he gets right out
so Happy as each other see -
when i greet him, n he greets me :0)
n then, my fren goes on his way
am wait for mail
another day

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

120

Reddit meet Ziggy!


u/Good_Ju_Ju

’Congratulations hooman, you've been adopted by me!’


i'm Ziggy the cat, frens - today is the day
'adopted' my hooman - am getting my way ;)
it took me awhile til i found the right one,
but now that i did, their new life has begun!
they hoped n they waited for someone like me
to see just how purrfect their new life could be
no longer this hooman is living alone
(n i'm the proud owner of one of my Own!)
a word to my cat frens - it's well worth the hunt
to track down the hooman that you really want
don't give up! keep searching, n don't ever stop
n always remember:
Adopt n don't Shop!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

121

Mayhem had dental surgery today and is stoned out of her gourd. She has been sitting here, calmly watching bird videos on YouTube for literally hours.


u/SlightlyControversal

’You can see the thought, “oh! I should go play!” flash across her face every few seconds, but then she sees a bird on the iPad and is engrossed again....’


'...oh, i should play!'
maybe i will . . .
but look, a bird!... i must sit still . . . . .
don't know this feeling that i feel -
my human say i must do 'heal'
i want to . . . but i kinda don't
i'll stay right here . . . i think i won't
ok,
i think i gonna play . . .
...but Look - a bird!
 
i gonna stay . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

122

Walking on memory foam


u/aloofloofah

’Endless kneading time’


i am the kit - so 'kneady' me,
am fascinate by what i see!
am making pawprints - first they stay
n then - like magic - fade away . . .
this bed - it has some strange appeal
i kinda like the way it feel
i think that it 'remember' me ?
it's like it has
a meowmory...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

123

Told her to get off the bed. So she dragged the blanket off and made her own. I found another blanket.


u/nimrod1109

now i lay me down to sleep
this blanket here i gonna keep
my humans kicked me off the bed
(i'd rather sleep with them instead...)
n so, to floor they banished me
but there's one thing i'm taking, see
this blanket here will hold me tight -
am safe n snug all thru the night
it's not the bed, but it will do -
(dear human frens,
it smells like you)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

124

I know she’s had a good nap when her face gets stuck like this. So beautiful.


u/jhoe5

’> She’s beauty & she’s grace... She is chomping her own face.’


when i lay me down to sleep,
this the way my face i keep
fast asleep on comfy bed,
on the pillows smoosh my head
when i wake am in a pool
of sleepy slimy doggie drool :@/
i am beauty, i am grace
this the way
i chomp my face
inspired by u/_thenextnixon & u/paby

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

125

Parents watching their kids sleep.


u/avigyan_33

’Dad: I don't know what these are or where they came from. But I'll help. Mom: Bro they yours too.’


don't know where you came from, or what you might be,
but mom says that, somehow, you're All part of me...
you're sure heckin cute, as you lie on the floor,
the mom tries to feed, but you always want more!
so, hey - maybe someday we'll play, all of us ?
for now it seems mama takes care of the fuss...
but when you get bigger, n aren't quite so small . . . . .
. . . i can't wait to teach you guys howta play BALL!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

126

This is Pablo, he has cerebellar hypoplasia so he wobbles


u/SmolEmily

’Tell me about it! Nothing on my hand, he was just investigating’


we are the cats - both wobble-y
we live our lives so normally ;)
with loving mom, who understan
(she knows we try the Best we can!)
don't like to jump, but climb we will,
we Extra careful not to spill
we lean a lot against each other -
so lucky, both
a loving brother

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

127

Good boy guide dog guiding his blind owner to seat


’Heroes, each and every one.’


This my job - i do it well
my fren can't see, so he can't tell
just where to walk, or stop, or sit,
no worries - i'll take care of it!
for i am Dog, so loyal, me
i'll be your eyes when you can't see
a 'Guide Dog' - when our job's well done,
we Heroes,
each n every one!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

128

Sausage, The Crossing-Guard Dog Of Batumi


u/miqeladze_19

’Such a good boy!’


i'm Sausage the dog - just the Goodest of boys!
Protecting the children is what i enjoys
there's a house that i chose, but i live on the street,
(the humans around give me Plenty to eat ;@)
so there i was doing what i like to do,
alerting the cars to let children pass thru
a dangerous job, n no 'cape' do i wear,
but I am a Hero - now known Everywhere!
i'm Internet famous - they all know my name
they gave me a House n a STAR for my fame!
but my people need me, so i'll stay right here,
i'll be guarding the kids -
they have Nothing to fear!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

129

When you come home late and your dad is waiting at the door


u/Trumpologist

’The baby walking like it knows its in trouble!’


. . . uh-oh . . . . .
he's Up . . . . . .
did i do bad ?
am just a pup . . .
'oh, hey there, dad . . .'
. . . he very still
. . . am walk so s l o w . . .
i wonder . . . will . . .
. . . he gonna show
his anger, me ?
.........am feeling pale.......
but then i see -
he wag his tail!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

130

"They came to me, I swear..."


u/Ch00seUniqueUsername

’“I keep telling them I have no milk, but they just won’t listen”.’


...so.....
i don't know what happened, they just came in here, i swear!
i told them there's no milk for them - they didn't seem to care!
sorry, kits - you gotta go, cuz I am not your mom!!
n now they just keep piling up
but look at them
they calm....
so maybe, in alittle while, when momma cat return
they'll all go on n cuddle her - these kits they gotta learn
that i am Dog - am just a freind, someday we might have fun...
but now they need their momma!
um
but
...can i keep
just one ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

131

Veterinarian comfort dog helps sick puppers feel better 💕


u/ozbirder

’I want comfort dogs when I go to the doctors too!!!’


i want the comfort of a dog to be there by my side
to make me feel like all is well, whenever i have cried...
there's human friends who come n go sometimes, throughout our life,
n we've been blessed with many dogs to help in times of strife
but it's the dogs who know the best - they never say a word
they won't ask any questions, or repeat things that they 'heard'...
just being there to comfort you, with no one else in sight
sometimes the Best companion -
they make Everything
all right

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

132

did someone say tuna ?


u/jasontaken

did someone say tuna?! i thought that you did
...oh, NO! it's that darn little sticky hand kid...
i stay in the couch when i know he's around
(this is my hiding place he hasn't found....)
the mom n the dad - Oh, the fuss that they make!
over this little human - attention he take :(
they laugh when he giggle n squeal with glee
sometimes makes me think they forgot about me...
but the worst thing of all - when he grabs at my head!
I can't stand the sticky, so i hide instead
but when i smell TUNA, i just hafta check -
i pop out -
i'm H UN G R Y -
but HE'S HERE!!
aw, HECK
:(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

133

We fostered him 7 years ago and he never left... not quite sure how old you are, or when you’re bday is, but today seemed like a great day to celebrate! #treatyoself


u/daniwillreddit

’After an hour of chasing balls, we put food in front of him... 5 minutes later he was a blur again...’


there is nothing wrong with me - my life's a blur, it's true
i'm Happy as a dog can be, n all because of you! ;@P
cuz ever since you took me in, the 'happy' hasn't stopped
you made my perfect life begin - decided to 'adopt'!
no matter where i was, or what, or who i was before
don't even know my 'birthday', but you couldn't love me more!
so, yeah i kinda 'blur', i guess - don't wanna miss a thing
am So excite with HAPPINESS
n all the Good you bring!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

134

I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives.


u/GreenLigh

’your remark grievously offended him, he's plotting your demise...’


i am the cat - i won't forget those words you said to me
i'm making sure you're still around - there's no escape, you see..
was much offended by your 'thoughts' - how dare you! i am wise
not stupid like you called me, 'friend'
now i plot your demise...
you will not know the time or place, not where or when or why
but there will be no one around to hear your human cry!
for now, i wait....i watch....i stare....... go on n live your lives
be sure of this - revenge is mine!
n Nobody
survives!
:{

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

135

His name is George, but we call him Turkey.


u/oh_man_pizza

’George: *why you call me Turkey?*’


why you call me Turkey, 'fren' -
you makin Fun of me again?
is maybe how i hold my neck ?!
you pokin fun ? well, What the HECK!
am GEORGE - was named for Beatle, great
that 'Turkey' name i really hate :(
but i don't care What name you say
cuz I no listen
anyway. . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

136

I was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL.


u/ohnorosa

’We’ve been working on it but I didn’t think he was ready to do it by himself. He progresses day by day and it makes me so proud! If y’all wanna follow his progress throughout his service dog training his IG is: geminitheservicedog’


hey, human - can i help you?! i am training to PROTEC...
i got a job to do here, most IMPORTANT one as Heck!
your life depends on Me now - i make sure you gonna live
n i am learn this thing NOT BALL -
so TAKE IT when I GIVE!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

137

They gonna spend all nine lives together


u/iamnobodyelsel

when all the world around you
is a big n scary place,
when troubles seem they've found you
n they're more than you can face...
just lean against my shoulder,
n dont feel alone, instead
i'm wiser n i'm older,
friend,
just let me
lick your head

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

138

Oh.. how the tables have turned


u/vosszaa

’Why the hell do you have live fish in your sink?’


what the heck's he doin here -
you think the human knows ??
hang on... there's nothin we should fear..
is he for Us??
i s'pose....
...try 'n catch him, do ya think ?
no - don't wanna make a fuss...
we'll jes watch him in the sink -
oh, SH!T! He's catching US!!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

139

The goodest boy in all the world! Help me give him all the loves as he comes upon his 10th revolution around the sun.


u/eschneider806

’Guys, this is what this sub is all about. Great photo, perfect title, wholesome message. This is exactly the kind of content we love to see!’


the world just keeps on turning -
sometimes seems out of control,
but I am Dog - am learning
how to help to heal your soul
n as another year goes by,
i hope I bring you Joy
as me n All the others try
to be the GOODEST BOY!
edit:ittoI

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

140

Oh.. how the tables have turned


u/vosszaa

’And now, from the perspective of the fish.’


WTF is happening ?? This don't look like the lake!!
somewhere, some how - I don't recall - I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE!!
and OMG - what's up there??! JEEZUS CHR!ST IM GONNA DIE!!
...I got a chance - it may be slim-
HERE GOES!!
I'M GONNA FLY!!!!!
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

141

My first ever pup at age 34. Rocco’s the name. Melting hearts and barking ever hour of the night is his game.


u/BucsCapacitor

i'm Rocco the pup - melting hearts is my game
my human found out his life won't be the same ;)
so happy together now everything's right,
(i jes gotta learn to stop barking at night...)
but sometimes i get a bit scared in the dark
i think i see something, n it makes me Bark!
can't wait til it's morning, then there's no more scare
n Best of all i see my human is there!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

142

How my dog likes to sleep...


u/YungBabooshka

when i lay me down to sleep,
an eye on human frens i keep
n so i stay here by the stair -
i know if someone pass me there
so whether they go down or up,
they have to pass by me, the pup
am listen every step you make -
i Love you,
every breath you take

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

143

It frickin' WIMDY


u/KingBongHogger420

’tfw the wind woofs back’


the wind - it blows a mighty force,
i face the fearsome gale...
for I am Fox - so Brave, of course
my strength - it will prevail!
i stare n send a warning growl -
am bracing for attack . . .
yet still it blows an angry howl,
n then it woofs right back!
 
edit:~~mighty~~ - fearsome ( thank you, u/Mad_Sentinel ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

144

Dood got his own billboard so everyone can celebrate his birthday!


u/mac_is_crack

’I would read that billboard as 'Happy Birthday Poop’


Today is my Birthday! Jes look at the sign!
don't know what it says, but that face there is MINE!
some think it says POOP (but that's sounds kinda rude...)
It's probly my name, tho, n that would be DOOD!
either way, is no matter - cuz it's not mistake
am gonna do 'poop' after eating my cake ;@)
n i will be Happy, cuz that's what I do
n since it's 'today', then
it's my 'Bithday poo!'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

145

On November 10th 2019, I brought home a very sick two week old puppy doubting he would make it through the night. Today I officially adopted him.


u/ExcuseMyTits

’He got big quick!’


i'm just a little rescue pup,
but look how quick am growing up!
my human took a chance with me
n made me well, as you can see ;@)
now every day we gonna share -
am thankful for her loving care
we'll grow together, just us two
i lick her face
to say
'thank you!'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

146

Wife wanted a male dog. We got a female cat. She is a cat lady now.


u/Arking

’And so it begins...’


now i lay me down to sleep,
this human here i gonna keep
she say that i can call her 'mom' -
i gonna keep her nice n calm
she learning, now, that I'm the one
n now her happy life begun!
she once confused 'bout 'dog' or 'cat' -
(i straightened her right out on that...)
now as we cuddle all night through,
she knows that I'm
her dream come true

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

147

Parakeet can't handle their doppelgänger


u/unnaturalorder

’That is a Parrotlet (blue mutation). It looks like it is regurgitating food to feed to its new "friend" as it would do for its mate.’


hey, there babe - you lookin fine !
you make me wanna twirl
i sure would like if you were Mine -
you wanna be my girl ?!
i like 'em soft, i like 'em BIG
so You sure 'fit my bill' ;>
i betchu Hungry as a pig -
i'll share my food, i will!
you sure don't got too much to say...
but, hey - you Cute as HECK!
C'mon, sweet thing - you wanna play?!
....how 'bout a little peck ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

148

Toof


u/ResidentGene

’❤ Monch ❤’


i gonna take a tinybite
dear hooman fren - is it alright ?!
a little monch, a comfort hold
(i hope you donno do a scold)
excite to be in car with you
n holding on is what i do ;)
am Love to go on little trip!
wif tinytoof
i keep a grip
tinyedit

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

149

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole


’I think that one in the back peed’


Hello! hello!HELLO! HELLO!henlo!heLLO! HeLLO!!!
we Much EXCITE to greet you here - we makin sure you Know!
we baby golds, so full of LOVE ! we gonna steal your heart
We HAPPY in the morning, cuz a BRAN NEW DAY just start!
So LOOKA ME! n Me, n MEE!! n ME!nMEE!n meee!!!
... um, keep 'em busy guys - don looka me, igottapee...
so Bring us HOME! we wanna be your puppy you can hold!
cuz Everyone deserves to have
a lovely pot of GOLD!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

150

Update on the stray cats: My dad has now moved their food bowls by their heating pad so they can (and I quote) “eat and warm their paws at the same time!”


u/genmegivy

we have a little shelter - we been spayed n neutered, too
the human has done Everything a human fren can do ;)
the mat is warm, the food is Great - but we have one request:
Please put the bowl here on the mat -
we'd Love the warm food Best!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

151

What being a parent is like


u/St0pX

’Dog lifts head "are any of you dead? No? Ok good" goes back to attempts at resting’


hey, momma, watcha doin, huh? c'mon with us n run!!
we tearin round in circles - is called 'Tag' - is Lotsa FUN!!!
we gotta chase n catch someone , n then they is the IT!
n then we gotta run from them - we Never gonna quit!
go on n jes be careful, pups - I'll keep n eye on you...
but momma needs some resting time, cuz that's what mommas do....
oh, c'mon, PLEEEEEZ??! can YOU be 'IT'?! how bout for just one lap??!
sorry, pups - go have ur fun
the momma needs a nap...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

152

The usual suspects


u/St0pX

’Love ol 'Scooby' right at the end sitting all tall and proper. What a great bunch.’


we are the Dogs - we big n small,
but I'm the Tallest of them all
we bros from diffrent mothers, yo
but really, deep inside we know
we All a Pack - we do PROTEC
n Love our frens n fam like HECK!
we fill our human's lives with Joys
Together, all -
the GOODEST BOYS

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

153

Woman accidentally orders tiny dog bed. Dog pretends everything is fine.


u/youtubefishingfamily

’When you pretend to like your Christmas Present’


i am the dog - am truly blessed
i Love this gift i got the Best!
look how i love to lay on it
n as you see - is perfect fit!
not gonna question size you got,
cuz it's from You, n Loved a lot
it matters not 'expense' to boast
this gift from You -
i love it
most

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

154

Good morning!


u/Good-Monk

’Dog: Hey baby, why you waking me like that. I be snoozing it. Chill’


hey baby why you wakin me? I really wanna chill
but if it's kisses that you want, then friend - i gladly will
cuz you're the Best - my everything, awake or fast asleep
n all i Ever want, my friend,
is You -
forever
keep

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

155

First day back to work in a little over a week of hanging with him every day, he wouldn't stop meowing until I let him climb up my body to be my scarf.


u/Mynuts4812

’Lil backstory, he's about 2 years old. His original mother is a friend of a friend. She's having a really rough time with drugs and stuff and he didn't have a safe place to stay. My girlfriend and I brought him in until she can get back on her feet. It's going to be hard to let him go.’


so here's the thing - you cared for me, when i was left alone...
i needed someone there for me, when i was on my own
n now i really like it here - you two have been so kind,
n if you'd only hold me near
i hope that you won't mind . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

156

He trot with his trout


u/MFarhanR

’Dude's proud af.’


i am the cat, n have no doubt -
am Proud AF with this here trout!
i found it lying on a car,
(perhaps dropped from a bird afar ?)
no matter where, no matter how,
this fish is MINE! I OWN IT NOW
n so i trot for All to see -
the BIGGEST CATCH
Belong to ME!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

157

Can we Keep the Kitty?


u/beaushaw

’This cat's little sister is actually the alpha of the house. When the cats first came home the tiny kitty would hiss and swat and the 125 pound dog. Luckily for the kitty the dog is one of the most gentle creatures in the world. This cat would let the dog carry it around in her mouth, luckily we convinced the dog to stop as the cat was always soaking wet.’


i am the cat, am 'number two'
my sister's 'Alpha' - bossy, true
but i no listen what she say,
cuz me n dog friend love to play ;)
he Biggest fren, n do PROTEC
n I know he loves Me like HECK!
he used to like to carry me,
but i would get all slobbery...
so now we play down on the floor -
i couldn't love this big dope more!
my sister don't, i have no doubt,
(but She's the one
who's missing out!)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

158

Painted cats for the first time :D


u/aquarellinde

’Awesome, I see you got the UFO outside the window...’


Cats are amazing! your artwork is, too
they Love n they Worship us humans, its 'true'... ?
but how they respond, well - it's what we perceive...
I'm SURE they adore us -
I WANNA BELIEVE!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

159

This rescued baby kangaroo.


u/LazyBeach

’Those eyes and that smile . . .’


hello there, my frens - baby Joey my name
'twas Winnie the Pooh - Kanga's Roo made my fame
an innocent babe, in mom's pouch i would ride -
when anything scared me, in there i would hide
but something so awful has taken our land,
we joes n koalas just don't understand!
but humans stepped in, n they're trying their best
to rescue, n help us - with them we are blessed
when the world all around us is fire n scare,
it's nice to know humans are out there somewhere
you can't replace 'mommas' - you never will be,
but
in my eyes n my smile
You're a Hero to me!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

160

My friend got her old cat a kitten! They really love each other


u/iatepant

’My top comment ever is about my cat being a grumpy old hag with one single soft spot that she gave to a stupid stray kitten I didn't want...’


'a grumpy old hag', eh? so that's what you thought -
surprised you All when home this kitten you brought!
i hated the other ones, so what - it's true
you Finally brought me a pet that will do!
this kitten is special, she's mine from the start
even we grumps have a place in our heart
tho small it may be, there was one empty hole
for this little kit
she has filled up
my soul

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

161

Teamwork makes the dream work!


u/mac_is_crack

’I love that proud strut goldens get when they think they picked up something really good and are showing it off. Head held high, full body wag.’


we got this thing - oh Yes we do!
n now we show it off to you!
our heads held high, we Very hap :@)
n now we do the Victory lap!
our tails are up, so proudly wag -
so Happy do full body swag
the frens all smile - we 'strut our stuff'
we GOODEST BOYS,
n that's enough!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

162

Nom


u/JCRS11

i am the cat
when time to rest
i love to hold
my blankie best
it comfort me
n keep me calm
i cuddle it
n do the nom

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

163

My wife asked for a picture of our cat. I took what I feel is one of the best photographs ever with my phone. Felt like I needed to share with people. Reddit, meet Socks!


u/monkeyhead62

’We'd die for Socks too His sister Mittens, on the other hand, begs to differ!’


i'm Socks the cat - my sister's Mittens
together we two curious kittens
where i go, i always tell
cuz round my neck i wear a bell
it only makes a teenieting
(i kinda like it - is my 'bling')
my human heard - he did a search
n found me on my window perch
a photograph! i held so still
n posed here by the window sill
he loves the pic - it came out swell,
n all because
one
tiny
bell

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

164

I wanted a cute picture of him, he gave me this


u/pikarla025

’Which is a very cute picture. 13/10 would photograph again.’


you want a cute picture ? how bout i do this -
cuz when you're not here, it's the face you will miss!
so you may go out n about on your day,
but i am your dog, so back home i will stay
n sometime, out there - when you're feeling alone,
you may take a break n just look at your phone
n as you are scrolling thru pictures n such,
this face will pop up
n you'll miss me
so much!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

165

Classic nap


u/MadCatzAno

now i lay me down to sleep
in bags of snacks i've fallen deep
i hear them crunch around my head
as i lay on dorito bed
drunk on carbs - it is my fate
passed out in catatonic state
chips n all - i've had my fill
i am the cat -
n
i
feel
ill
:{

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

166

Someone found the heating vent


u/BigBrain-san

’I know for a fact that this is the most awww I will see today...’


am tiny kit, on heat vent lay -
the cutest thing you'll see today
you humans much too busy be,
but if you stop n look at me
jes maybe i will warm your soul -
is better, fren, than being cold
n maybe you'll make someone feel
that they're 'aww', too
n help them
heal
edit: have a great day, everyone!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

167

Proud boy finding best stick


u/iamnobodyelsel

’Omfg the way his legs move so fast kills me lol edit: how in the hull did this happen’


...I GOT this thing - myself can hold !
don't need 'assist' like 'derpy golds'...
my legs are fast n very strong
there is NO STICK FOR ME TOO LONG!
so deftly balance as i run,
i feel the HEAVY - this is Fun!
retrieving stick - it bring me Joy
Surely, I
the GOODEST BOY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

168

Sometimes you just need a little help from a friend...


u/Thund3rbolt

’Assistant TO the branch manager.’


am MANAGER for ALL to see!
...but maybe you 'assistant' me ?
we got this thing - oh Yes we do!
n now we show it off to you!
our heads held high, we Very hap :@)
n now we do the Victory lap!
our tails are up, they proudly wag -
so Happy do full body swag
the frens all smile - we 'strut our stuff'
we GOODEST BOYS,
n that's enough!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

169

I halp


u/rnielsen776

’Just imagine the dog whispering in his ear "You got this human. Fix the big metal moving box." Thank you stranger for my first award hope you have a good day’


...you got this, human - i can help
hold very still, please do no yelp!
this metal box need fixing, see
n You the best as best can be!
so be not scared, you'll do it right -
i'll cover you, n hold you tight
for i am Dog - am do PROTEC
i love my human 'fren' like HECK!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

170

Ernest frequently gives out massages to his woolly friends. It's Wally's turn today.


u/b12ftw

’Can I book an appointment with Ernest? Life hasnt been treating me too well lately.’


i'm Ernest the cat, friend, n i'll try my best
to forget all your troubles, n give you some rest!
if things just don't seem like they're going your way,
sometimes just a picture can brighten your day ;)
we're not always treated the way that we should,
but you deserve Better - so look for the Good!
find something to look at that helps you to smile
i hope that i made you feel better awhile ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

171

Proud boy finding best stick


u/iamnobodyelsel

’[Not fake at all.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=QMGG57MaSGc)’


I am the Pit - no FAKE am me!
the STRONGEST of All breeds, you see?!
not fake at all - REALITY!
You ask for 'stick' -
I bring you TREE!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

172

When you’re in time-out but your best bud won’t let you do time alone


u/Suprovation

’Dog, "Thanks for taking the blame for pooping on the rug.".’


i am the dog - am do PROTEC
i loves this human child like HECK
he feeling sad...he not the same -
for what he done I'll take the blame!
n anytime he might've cried,
am gonna stay here by his side
for i'm his Bestest friend of all!
don't worry bro -
I'll take the fall

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

173

My dog stole my boyfriend and then sassed me


u/mmr2196

’That wink at the end...’


....there are no words, there is nothing to say
it happened so quick when you just walked away
the bed was still warm, when he said, 'hey there, pup...'
the look in his eye said 'you wanna come up?'
next thing i knew, he had fallen asleep
i thought i'd just lay here - your warm spot to keep!
but now i'm so comfy...i might stay, i think.....
you gave me your spot, friend,
i give you a wink ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

174

I’ve posted this bed before, but this photo was just too good.


u/sparklepig7

’ it took me a few seconds to orient myself to what I was looking at...’


my human made this bed for me,
n it's my Favrit place to be !
dint know what i was looking at,
but then he said 'is for the Cat...!'
n so i climbed up on the shelf,
to figure out, all by myself
is giving me the coolest feeling
being up here, by the ceiling
n when i wanna go to sleep,
i climb up here, n sink in deep
then off in gentle dreams i fall,
knowing i'm
above you
All

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

175

She’s been my roommate and little girl for 13 years. Long live the queen.


u/Zer01dnb

’She still is. Not to worry.’


yesterday, today, n just as long as i can be
am gonna be your roommate, friend - is only you n me ;)
i hold a place of honor here - no one unseats my throne!
you're all i've ever wanted - my 'someone' to call my Own
there's many more tomorrows where we'll be here, side by side
a bed we share, a pillow, too - you've pleased me well - you've tried!
you've sheltered me since i was small, n loved me from the start,
forever, friend, i won't be far
i'll stay
within your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

176

This Mare Lost Her Foal And Then, Two Days Later, This Foal Lost Its Mother. Here They Are An Hour After Meeting


u/utysa

’Those eyes tell the story. Right in the fucking feels man.’


look into my eyes, and you can see the pain i feel...
the pain of loss, yet this small foal is helping me to heal
i won't forget my baby, who should not have had to go,
but this one needs a mother now - the only one he'll know...
too young he'll be, no memory of his first loving mom
now as we lay here, side by side, we keep each other calm
and maybe here together we can have a brand new start
and maybe,
in awhile,
he'll help to heal
my grieving heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

177

Elite Airport Security


u/Armi2

’Good boy works hard here every day, To keep you safe when fly away. We can't be friends while I'm in vest, "No pets, no play. Is for the best." I do good job, but still is sad... So get a break hard work dad! He let me chase this gosh darn wagger. (It follow me... like butt attacker!) When we home I get chase stick! Lots of snuggle face to lick. But this just break and when ends, I back to work... for secret friends.’


hey, bud - this is so great!
'I back to work . . . for secret friends'
Love it! ignore the haters - you made lotsa people happy
i hope you have a terrific weekend, n keep smilin at the silly stuff ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

178

Did I ask you to stop ?


u/iamnobodyelsel

’Hey you, do the thing.’


hey human, can you do that thing?
i don't want you to stop!
the happiness n joy it bring
to feel your hand on top ;)
you touch my fur, n stroke it, friend -
it makes me feel so Good
i don't want it to Ever end,
so i don't think you should!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

179

Jubilee got adopted!!!


u/PeaceLoveHippieness

’Aderpted 😍’


am maybe kinda derpy, but these humans donno see
they think that i am beautiful, so they 'Aderpted' me!
now look at this - I got some bros - a Lucky dog I am!
a mom n dad, n dogs like me - they my FOREVER fam!
who cares about my derpiness, they love me as i be
n i will bring such happiness n laughter - they will see!
n now adventure has begun, with them my brand new start
i fill their home with four paws more,
n they fill up
my heart!
inspired by u/FSU_Seminal_Vesicles ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

180

This is how he lets me know he cares.


u/uncgguy

human - you are fine right there,
deserving of my touch
this is how i show i care -
i like you very much
there's no more to expect of me -
this the best i do
to let you know i'll always be
appreciating
You!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

181

My cat had anxiety issues, so we adopted a little sister for him.


u/lackingdaisiez

’Absolutely! I was a little worried the first day because Momo HATED her. But Sweet Pea won over his heart quickly and now they do everything together!’


i am the cat who never liked to be left on my own,
my human thought that i would like a kitten of my own....
i didn't know just what to think the day she first arrived,
at first i thought i hated her
but somehow, i survived...
i guess she's kinda cute the way she snuggles up to me
i never had a kitten of my own, so cuddly
n now i have a friend - n we can run, n plot, n play....
i think i kinda love her now,
i guess that she
can stay
edit:if/of

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

182

Best Sled Dog Ever!


u/Thund3rbolt

’He learned how to entertain himself...’


i gonna entertain myself when all the kids are gone!
they left behind this sled thing, so i thought i'd just climb on...
i watched them as they rode it, n i hoped i'd get a turn
n now i got the hang of it - it wasn't hard to learn ;)
first i have to bring it up the hill here, to the top,
n then when i get on - oh, Boy! it's like i never stop!
i'm sliding down the hill so fast! so happy, wag my tail
am much excite!
i think i might've left
a yellow trail . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

183

Bunnies flop over when they feel completely safe


u/iamnobodyelsel

’Bunny’s like “dood. Dood. DOOD! Do0Dddd!!!! *flops over* Love you!” And the tired doggo just responds with a calm “love you too bud”’


hey dog fren, can you snuggle me ?
don mean to wake you up...
am bun - so warm n cuddly,
n You're my Favrit pup!
am gonna find the perfect place -
i do a little hop
...right here - i love it by your face,
so here i gonna
flop...
mmmm, bud, what were you asking me ?
i'm kinda half asleep...
i like it when you're snuggley -
you help me slumber deep
you know i think you're heckin cute,
i really love you, too...
i gonna touch you with my snoot
we'll dream now,
me n you

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

184

This moment, when you were found on the street and carried to a new home


u/Soubingon

’Wow, look at that smile!’


so this is it - my new life real?
i can't explain the way i feel...
to look into your eyes above,
i see your smile,
i feel the love
you carried me in off the street
n friend - you made my life complete!
no longer will i lonely roam -
you give me love -
you gave me
home

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

185

Siouxsie during her 2 am zoomies


u/loafjunky

’r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat’


what's wrong with your cat, friend? well, Nothing with me...
i just had my 2am zoomies, you see
i ran n i raced All around, room to room
before i can sleep i just Gotta go zoom!
n when i am finished, the derpy begin -
my tongue it hangs out as the tired sets in
my eyes i hold wide as the sleepy i fight
but now I am done -
it has been
a Good night

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

186

One very proud mom


u/commonvanilla

’Proud yes. But that kind of smile comes from the bliss of all your children asleep at the same time...’


...6, 5, 4....3, 2, 1...
they asleep now, every one....
is quiet time we All enjoys,
i have the Goodest girls n boys!
they gather here, around their mom -
i try my best to keep them calm
is nice to have a little break,
but i know soon they'll all awake
they'll look up here at me above,
so eager for the momma love
so peaceful now, the world it seems,
surrounded by
these puppy dreams

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

187

Barn kitty came inside cuz of the weather, I think he knows he’s not going back out...


u/Ahnamal

’Just look at that smile.’


so this is what it's like in here -
n i been in the barn all year ?!
it's been ok - i like to hide,
i wondered, tho, about 'inside'....
there's different smells - no mice or grass,
but that's ok...i'll let it pass....
keep scritchin me -
you make me smile . . .
i think i gonna stay awhile . . . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

188

My dog knows not to bark inside, even when she really wants me to throw her the sock


u/norbreham

’You beast! Throw the sock!’


i am the dog - so quiet, me,
but Golly when a sock i see
you know what i want you to do -
just THROW! i'll bring it back to you!!
c'mon, hey You... pssssst- Don't you KNOW ?!
how Very much i want the throw!!
READ MY LIPS if you know how:
friend - THROW THE SOCK
just THROW IT NOW!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

189

I rescued a pregnant street dog and her babies really enjoy hiding.


u/DragonHaaa

’Momma looks so happy to be somewhere safe and that she can finally stop worrying about her babies!’


i am the dog, so very blessed
this human rescue me
n with me, she got All the rest -
my puppy family!
she brought me to a 'safety place'
no worries anymore ;@)
now with the pups we share this space -
this yard the pups adore!
a lot of work to be their mom,
(this human's my 'mom', too...)
we help to keep the babies calm -
cuz That's what 'mommas' do

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

190

He doesn’t let the baby out of his sight and puffs up to protect her from passing dogs


u/jessonescoopberries

i am the cat - this babe PROTEC
so backoff dogs, i'll give you HECK!
do not approach, you dopey pup -
i'm warning you as i puff up!
this baby's Mine, n i'm their bro
the favorite one of all, I know
so stay away, n DON'T COME NEAR!
just wanna be
purrfectly
clear...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

191

The face of a 100 year old turtle


u/Mono_420

’My grandpa trying to figure out how to take photos but keeps using the front facing camera...’


...go on, n make your fun of me -
don't know how 'new things' work
but i will try, persistently -
i'm not just some old jerk...
there's lots from me that you could learn,
if you'd just hear me out
n maybe some respect you'd earn
if not for all your doubt
'millennials', so full of sass -
you 'smarter' than the rest ?
you'll see how quick the years will pass,
so i shall try my best...
some day, a 'picture' of my face
is all you'll have of me
'slow n steady wins the race' -
please
keep That memory

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

192

Alzheimer’s can’t take everything away. I never tire of these two loving each other.


u/pwrightde

how long will you remember me when you are old n gray ?
if i could tell you, it would be forever and a day...
but i am cat, i do not speak, but gaze at you above
n tho you don't remember me
please don't forget
my love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

193

Bubbles the African Elephant and Bella the Black Labrador


u/Roaaaltjp02

’Is there a story for these 2 that I can read about or do I have to wait for the Disney movie?’


we both were abandon once, Bubbles n me
left on our own, without no family
but we came together, n our friendship start -
filling the hole we both had in our heart
Bubbles my BIGGEST n best friend of all!
i climb on her back n she tosses my ball
we both love the water, n i do a splash!
retrieving my ball, back to Bubbles i dash
again n again, on n on the play goes -
high up on my friend, then i slide down her nose!
n tho we as different as different can be
there's No better friendship
than Bubbles n me!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

194

“Is...is this thing supposed to be food?”


u/MrBonelessPizza24

’is it food, or a threat? wait! it moved.. or was that the hand..’


what Is this thing - is friend or foe??
where are its eyes?! i do not know.....
...did it just move?! was that your hand??
am so confuse . . . don't understand....
you mean it's food ? so i should bite??
oh, i donno, that don't seem right...
it has no legs, or wings, or Head....
i think that it's
already
dead...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

195

13 and a half, had to put my baby girl with hip displaysia down Tuesday morning. Got her when she was 8 weeks old. I miss her so much but I know she’s chasing frisbees again. We cuddled hard all night before.


u/scooooba

’Sorry I forgot to include her name. She was my Bailey girl.’


there's times when you will think of me, it seems like i'm still there
n in your heart, i Am, friend - i'm not going anywhere!
altho we can no longer share each other's gentle touch,
my memory forever stays, cuz i was loved so much!
so think of me each time you toss a frisbee in the air,
n every time you did for me, the happiness we shared!
please understand - i know that Everything you did was good
you gave me all the Best of care - i stayed long as i could...
but now there is a peacefulness as i've layed down to sleep
content to know my loving friend - our memories will keep!
i promise it gets easier, but it may take awhile
remembering the life we shared -
look back on it
n smile

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

196

Check out this cool place I just found!


u/rnielsen776

’Dang, a coyote and a badger. Is this the next Disney movie?’


inspired by: u/Sonofpan, u/DistanceMachine, & u/FrighteningJibber ;)
oh, Hey - looka This, fren! Over Here! Come 'n see!
this place is AMAZING - Look! jes follow me...
oh, What the HECK, coyot' - Now what've you found ?
So what - i can burrow my Self undreground...
...but Look - this is cool! Let's just see where it goes!!
it's Stupid - i'd much rather dig with my nose....
oh, stop with your griping! you're always so rude
...no DIRT, n NO WORMS??!
Where the HELL is the FOOD??!?!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

197

Coyote and Badger using culvert under freeway to go hunt together


u/daughterofkenobi

’The coyote's impatience and enthusiasm and the badger's backside waddling away into the dark pipe have made my day...’


oh, Hey - lookit This, friend - Right Here! Come 'n see!
this place is AMAZING - Look! jes follow me...
oh, What the HECK, coyot' - Now what've you found ?
So what - i can burrow my Self underground...
...but Look - this is cool! Let's just see where it goes!!
it's Stupid - i'd much rather dig with my nose....
oh, stop with your griping! you're always so rude!
sigh
...well, i'm kinda hungry
 
there better be food. . . . .
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

198

My dad and stepmom own what we like to call, the danger loaf (he gets angry quite often)


u/Grand1976

’"i see you have left me no snacks........"’


so what are you looking at, 'friend' - don't you know ?
it's into the kitchen that you oughta go!
you left me no treats n you left me no snack
you Know that i'm angry . . . don't wanna attack!
the vet say you keeping me 'healthy' - so what !
i couldn't care less 'bout the size of my butt!
so serve up them treats! bring me Lots of them, too!
...i hate to admit
but
ikindalikeyou...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

199

“Ma! Don’t forget the teddy!”


u/isyourthrowawayacct

’...it's a repost - cute nonetheless*' ;)’


you've seen me before, n you'll see me again -
am kit who adore most my teddy bear fren!
am tucked in to bed, but with sad empty paws,
but then comes my Ted who i love - jus because!
for when i am laying down, ready to sleep,
i pray that he's staying with me, here to keep
am tucked in for night - what is this - up above ?!
now Everything's right -
it's my Teddy -
my Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

200

Real bro


u/primulax

’Dogs are the sweeets. I am at home sick and my girl has spent her whole day cuddling with me in the sofa. She usually likes being close to me but not touching (I guess that I am too warm?). But lately she is always next to me, with her head or legs against me.’


dogs are the sweetest, cuz they always know
when something is wrong, or when we're feeling low
they sense when there's something that isn't quite right,
they cuddle n stay by your side thru the night...
there's no words that they have to say or to share -
your Dog is the one who knows we want them there!
so gently support us, as long as they live
there's Nothing like having
their dog love
to give

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

201

Nice hair?


’Never mind The Cat in the Hat, this is The Cat IS a Hat!’


'the cat is the hat', friend - so what, don't you see ?!
this guy would be Bald if it wasn't for Me!
for i am the Cat, n atop his head sit
a purrfect toupee, yes - there's no doubting it!
so this is my human, his hair is most gone...
he shaves off his hair where it doesn't belong
but now he gets drafty where once he had hair,
so i keep him warm
just by sitting
up there

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

202

Brought my senior cat on vacation with me. This is how the maids left her after they finished cleaning my hotel room.


u/Panda_Cookie

’Wait until you see your hotel bill; she probably ordered a lot of room service while you were out...’


'I'd like some more tuna - yes, bring it up here,
as soon as you can, let me make myself clear!
please, don't keep me waiting, don't wanna make trouble
just add to my bill.... might as well make it double....
the room is quite adequate, yes, all is well....
please tell the maid there's no longer dog smell
oh, just one thing more, if i might ask of you:
bring my fish in a box, please,
n leave that here, too!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

203

When you're too old to play with your siblings...


u/Loko_Tako

’this is my life meow...’


i see you, little kitten - bein' frisky there like that,
i used to do that, too, but now, see, i'm an older cat...
i'm playin in my heart, believe me, just the way you do!
but i'm alittle older, n i'm slowing down, it's true...
i'm wiser, as i watch you - gosh how innocent you seem
was i carefree like you one time ? or was it all a dream...
for now i sit n contemplate - the where, the why, the how...
there's just too much to think about,
so
this is my life meow...
edit:my

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

204

Dogs reaction to walking again thanks to prosthetic legs.


u/Zelderd2077

’If they could speak, they'd probably tell you they lived a pretty great life...’


don't ever think we don't appreciate the things you do -
we're dogs - the few so lucky to be blessed with friends like You!
our lives are always better with someone who truly cares,
who tries to do the best for us, n all the love they share!
for nothing lasts forever, neither pets nor human friends,
it's sad to say goodbye whenever time together ends
but remember that you've done for us the very Best you could
n i'll remember you, my friend -
my life was pretty good!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

205

Golden dog Playfully Interrupts Owner as She Does Handstand


u/whatwouldgowrog

’What is it about dogs and working out?! My dog crawls underneath me every time I plank.’


hey, friend - oh, NO! you're falling! wait, am gonna help you up!!
don't worry, see? I gotchu! am a Very helpful pup!!
am try my best to stop your head from slamming on the floor...
oh, Good - you're UP -
I did a SAVE!
C'mon -
let's play some more!!
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

206

We are just gonna put that back right here


u/iamnobodyelsel

’That just goes to prove that with the right kind of teacher, even humans can learn to be good*...’


i'm dog - am training human friend to learn how to be 'good'
exampling behavior, me, to do the things he should!
it takes a lot of patience with this guy, but he will learn
that if he does the things i want, my love he's gonna earn
so here we have a lesson on the couch - is called 'the scritch'
is placement of his hand - 'No, put it back!' - to scratch my itch
progressing nicely, now he do the thing i most enjoy
he hopes that someday he will be like Me -
a GOODEST BOY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

207

Apparently we're out of treats. Where do I get new humans?


u/frokenskomaker

’"What am I doing? Oh, just casually planning on where to dig a hole for your body. Any updates on those treats Debbie?"’


am lying, starving, on the floor,
i take my final breath...
the treats for me, there are no more
n so
i plot your death...
concealing your body, tho,
i'll go to any length...
half starved - no one will ever know,
i must use all my strength....
n so, perhaps, a shallow grave
should be all that it takes
a note i'll place on you to save:
'this human made mistakes...'
they'll find you, lifeless, in the ground -
a mystery, for sure
but me - no, I will Not be found
cuz I got eight lives more...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

208

I know you are helping me


u/mac_is_crack

’I want someone to look at me like that good dog looks at the vet’


am try so brave . . . i can't look up
but still you call me BESTEST PUP!
the momma say this vet my fren -
i need to come here, now n then
but every time i get on table,
try to be as good as able
...then it come, am scared a lot -
Hate the heckin thing called 'Sh0t' !
n so i gonna sit n stare
into your gentle face up there
i look into your eyes above
i feel no pain -
i just feel
Love!
edit:aword

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

209

Doggos waiting to enter the hospital rooms of sick children for animal therapy❤️


u/ToMyComfyBedICrawl

’I'm a simple man, i see a good boy i upvote’


look at us - we GOODEST BOYS!
we the ones the kids enjoys ;@)
each of us - to Help, we hopin' -
waiting for the door to open....
tend to patients, need us most
but none of us are here to boast
behind these doors - they need our love
n that is all
we dreaming of

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

210

I guess the cat factory ran out of ink


u/AWU_Hades

’I picture a calico cat out there running around with an all white tail...’


am cat so white, with darkest tail,
but yet my lightness do prevail
my sister is a calico
with brightest, whitest tail, you know...
it matters not our multi hues -
don't let our colors do confuse!
what matters most - not dark or light,
we Cats -
what Ever-
we just right

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

211

Giving this dog his best day ever


u/zjoshr

’That face when he first drops his tennis ball in awe...’


. . . What is this?!
What do i see ??
so many balls...
they ALL for me ??!
much more than i
have ever saw!
I can't BELIEVE . . .
Am do an awe!!
...am humble, fam
you bring me joy...
this means
I Am
the GOODEST BOYE!!!
edit:quote

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

212

People throwing objects at a dog and scaring him


u/Wise-Scholar

’He looks so curious about everything...’


i'm Barry the puppy - so curious, me
i sit in my window, the world to see
is so much confusion in humans out there
the way they behave - are they even aware ?
my world is a simple n innocent place,
but some people mean when they look at my face
they nasty n throw things, but why they so mad ?
are human lives really n truly so bad ?
they blaming each other for things that go wrong
i can't understand why they don't get along!
but Please, frens - don't take out your anger on me
i'm just a smol puppy
n this what i see...
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

213

One of the best boys I’ve ever met and had the pleasure of loving


u/LadyPlu

’DUDE We basically have the same picture????’


there's others that look like me, that much is true,
some even may have the same name that i do
i stare so sincerely - adoring, above
cuz You are My human - the One that i Love!
no matter the color or what type of breed,
it's your loving care, friend - that's all that i need!
i'll stay by your side, n you'll never be lonely
your loyal companion -
you're My one n Only!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

214

How do you like my new parrot, Shadow!


u/Zender44

’He just says that in today's economy he can't see why cats are not forced to work more...’


i'm Shadow the parrot - got somethin to say
am Sick of them cats n the unequal pay!
they saunter around like they ownin the place
but their lack of work is a total disgrace!
they always find reasons to sleep in, reeeeal late,
they boss me around, but what i Really hate
they rude to my dog frens, their 'cattitude' show
cuz I am a ~~do_~~
Parrot,
n I oughta know!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

215

Barry - Link in comments


u/sapjastuff

hey there, saw you posted my poem here - since that wasn't true 'likthebred' style, i thought i'd change it up a bit ;)
am Barry pup,
out window peer
am watch outside -
but what's this here?
some humans throwin
things at me ?!
i guess they no
like what they see...
i donno how
your anger start,
perhaps you have
a lonely heart...
am innocent -
did nothing wrong!
you no like me,
then
move along . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

216

Guess what?! Jeanie is 10 lbs heavier and she made it to the adoption floor! Go Jeanie!!!


’Follow up to [this post. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/eu0ere/good_girl_jeanie_found_a_foster_home_today_so/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)’


i'm Jeanie the dog n i'm movin' on up -
was fostered, n now am ADOPTABLE pup!
a mistreated momma, my pups are all gone,
now all that i want is a lap to sit on!
i'm healthy n gaining the way that i should,
n everyone sayin now 'Jeanie is GOOD!'
a sweet little smile, n the love in my eyes -
Please, Give me a Chance -
i hope Somebody tries!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

217

I’d go to the gym all the time if I had a personal trainer like this


u/mac_is_crack

’Dogs looking at the cameraman like "Bro you mind? I'm spotting here"’


i am the dog - am do 'the spot',
am helping human friend a Lot :@)
am making sure he do no wrong -
my friend the Best! My friend so strong!
he do the lifting, down n up
as i assist - his helpful pup!
is in the gym i most enjoys -
Together, we
the GOODEST BOYS!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

218

Owl running


u/lukalux3

’I now know what proper gentlemen felt when seeing a lady's ankles back in the day:’


I'm scandalized, intrigued, and the tiniest bit concerned about this bird....'
there's something strange about this bird,
yet oddly i am drawn....
the feeling, surely, is absurd
perhaps i shan't go on.....
for something stirs me, deep inside
(i am a bit concerned...)
my feelings here are hard to hide
i never thought i yearned
for one so flighty, one so foul,
it isn't wise, it's true
i told my friends I LOVE AN OWL!
perplexed,
they questioned
'....who??!?!'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

219

A proud wink


u/ItsJustGrandpa

’Good kitty. I should put this on my letter board.’


i'm a Good kitty -
just look at my board
Proud without pity
i shan't be ignored
my message is clear -
one that you cannot miss:
don't let them come near,
cuz
AT CHILDREN I HISS
at voices that screech
n their sticky hands scoff -
i keep outta reach
n my HISS says
back off...
;)
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

220

A patient pupper. Lily waits behind the cat for her turn to eat her dog food.


u/jmanderson73

’Cat looks like it doesn’t give up it’s turn at the food bowl very often’


i am the dog - so patient me,
am standing here, so cautiously
my cat friend first - she canno wait
(she see food n she salivate...)
n so, in line i wait my turn,
for i'm a bro, n i have learn
that cat don't have the social skills -
(if i go first, get look that kills..)
i stand n keep my mouth shut, see...
butcat'salittle'effatee'...
edit for u/DownAirShine... efF A Tee ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

221

Life of a street cat in Istanbul


u/iamnobodyelsel

’You’ll find them greeting foreign dignitaries at one of the city’s most famous sights, lounging on café chairs and shop displays, and lapping up attention wherever they go...’


we are the cats of Istanbul,
our days are long, agendas full
you'll find us out by store display,
on chair we lounging at cafe
the foreign dignitaries greet
at famous sights out on the street
a calming presence here we bring -
no worries, us
about
a
thing

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

222

Guide dog makes sure that owner doesn't forget an important shopping stop.


u/whatwouldgowrog

’Just gotta make a quick stop and grab something real quick...’


i am the dog, my human guide
'Oh, Here! We gotta go inside!
am So excite when we get near -
my Favorite store: COOL DOG GEAR!
just gotta stop in really quick -
a t a s t y treat i gonna pick!
my friend, she knows to make the turn
am GOODEST BOY,
n so i earn :@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

223

A kid with a cat on a swing


’This makes me exceedingly happy...’


how do i like to go up in a swing,
up in the air so blue ?
it makes me exceedingly happy, this thing -
long as i'm swinging with you...
gently together, suspended in chair,
hanging from tree branch above
held by small human, we floating on air,
Safe in her arms
of Love
inspited by 'The Swing' by Robert Louis Stevenson

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

224

This is Pusspuss. I do security at a stables and live on site in a trailer, and Pusspuss was a stray who lived here. Today, after 18 months he sat on my lap for the first time. We suspect hes quite old and he doesn't have many teeth but I love him so much.


u/aliensandanxiety

’This is the cat version of “grumpy dad who didnt want a pet human but got one and loves it anyways”...’


yeah, i don't need no human, but i seen that you're around
n i'm no 'stray' - this Here my home - ain't lookin to be 'found'...
i see you guard the stables, n you livin here alone
i been here for awhile, am doin fine all on my own...
so there you are just sitting, thought i'd come check out your lap
it's kinda nice
i guess
so what ?
...i maybe take a nap
not makin any promises - i might just disappear...
but if you wanna be my friend . . .
. . . . . i kinda like you here

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

225

Meet Ella Fetchgerald - She is patiently waiting for dinner.


u/Benjaminsen

’We spend significant amount of hours [to actually teach her to fetch](https://www.instagram.com/p/BwKuyvwBTvi/), after realizing that Berners as a breed rarely fetch. Took a few weeks, but she runs for the ball now. Well once or twice.’


i'm Ella iDontWannaFetchgerald here -
i lay on my chair when my dinner is near
am watching my human, so patient i wait,
as they do preparing, i anticipate.....
don't wanna 'fetch' nothing, there's nothing i need
my human provide all the love n the feed :@)
they take such good care - i'm well loved, you can see
so Lucky with 'someone to watch over me'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

226

The snack that smiles back!


u/ant_flower

’Such a good cuddle buddy...’


such a good cuddle buddy, i stay by my girl -
this one my Favrit n Best in the worl ;@)
together we lie on the couch, snuggled here
protecting from all - she has nothing to fear!
when suddenly something is thrown thru the air -
'don't worry, my human - n don't you despair!'
is Treat! it coulda smacked right in her head...
but I saved the day
n i caught it instead

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

227

Adorable Puss on Boots


u/Luciphyr729

’This kitten look frighten like he didn't expect this much view from that height and just "wtf? Human! HUMAN! EVERYTHING IS SO CLEAR UP HERE!!"’


i am the kit so very smol,
i climb on boot n feel so TALL!
is doin me a little fright -
so much to see from this new height!
am closer to the things up high
(i gonna reach someday, i'll try...)
my human towers up above,
for now,
i fill
his boot
with Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

228

Nobody wanted to approach this dog because of the strong smell and lice,


u/whatwouldgowrog

’All the suffering they endured really humbles there soul. These dogs will love you forever for helping them and there soul will always stick around after they are gone...’


you saved me from my suffering when i was left behind,
so many said i smelled, was filthy - yet you didn't mind
you took the time to rescue me, you gave me life anew
now everything that i've become -
i owe it all to you!
you brought me back from what i was, you made my body whole
you gave me Life, you showed me Love - you filled my heart n soul!
forever i will stay with you, at least a little part -
when i am gone
you'll Always have
my pawprints
on your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

229

Learning to groom


’Well that's adorable...’


i am the kit - adorable
am loving what i see
my mom - i watch her groom herself,
as I am grooming me ;)
i try so hard to imitate
the way she wash her face,
she licks her paws n rubs herself -
she reaching every place!
but me - my arms, they seem too short
i can't reach everywhere...
but momma's love wash over me -
am covered
with her care

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

230

Dis cat is SLONKY


’Looks like me trying to draw a cat. Its a stick figure with big ears to show cathood...’


--
i am the cat -
'stick figure' me
the ears say
'I AM CAT', you see?
there's nothing else
about me here
that makes my 'cathood'
very clear...
if you can draw
a simple form
you'll make a 'cat' -
but not the norm
no matter if
i'm thin or fat -
is Very clear
that I
am CAT

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

231

Pupper doing the flop of unconditional love


’She looks about to cry, and so do I.’


i'm only just a little pup, but when you hold me near
i love the way you pick me up! did you just shed a tear ?
you make me really happy when you tell me i'm good boy
i hope that you're not sad, my fren -
i hope they tears
of Joy

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

232

This little guy has new paws


u/Abdoa00

’He was found outside with frozen paws but now he's better...’


outside i nearly froze to d e a t h,
but humans found me there
so sad, was close to my last breath -
they gave me loving care
i do not know what happened then,
somehow my feet are gone
i wondered how i'd walk again
with nothing to walk on....
but now i have these silly paws
and got a brand new start!
i'm thankful to the humans, cause
they healed
my broken heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

233

This Office Dog Wants to Play Fetch, but Everyone Is Too Busy Working.


’SOMEONE STOP AND PLAY WITH THEM NOW’


can someone stop n play with me?
it's kinda lonely here...
they put me in this room, you see,
without a human near
my mom said i could come with her
in to her work today
i thought this where the humans were -
the ones who wanna play...
but someone started sneezing, then
i heard 'ALLERGIC!' word
now shut in here, without a fren
this really is absurd...
hey you! Excuse me, please ..? HELLO!!
why don't nobody see ??
can Someone let me Out?! you know,
i really gotta pee!!
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

234

Feet don't fail me now


u/binaryPilot84

’Me in heels. I understand her pain...’


please mom, these shoes i Really hate -
you know the pain i feels!
they make me have an awkward gait -
the way You walk in heels!
you humans do the 'fashion thing',
but we dogs donno care!
embarassment these dumb shoes bring -
i want my four paws bare!
you forcing me to wear them, then ?
they gonna keep me 'neat' ?!
but here i suffer, once again
the agony
of
defeet
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

235

15yr Old TomTom Taking his Sweet Time Doing the Obstacle Course(so proud of how much weight he has lost since starting this several months ago)...


u/Petsnchargelife

’The Cats Love doing Obstacle courses. It has gotten him off the couch and since starting he has much more energy and has been slimming down(slowly which is best at his age) This is an earlier one https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/cafdpo/tomtom_started_using_the_obstacle_course_after/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf he has lost over a pound since this😊’


...ok, here goes - the tunnel first
then down the steps i go....
across the beam (this is the worst)
i take it nice n slow...
my friend jumps out of way for me -
RESPECT cuz i am old
am building up my energy -
is 'good for me', am told
through final hoop - i do my best
i ring the little bell...
with human friends
i know i'm blessed -
they try 'n keep me
well

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

236

Today I was extremely sad and I thought "I can't wait to go home and see my cat, he will make me happy". Ok well I found out he was more depressed than me


u/gianlucadelonge

’It's the color scheme...’


am cat - i sit n contemplate
this color scheme i really hate
the orange n red are HOT as HELL!
it donno make me feel so well
...perhaps i change it up a bit -
am think how i accomplish it...
i'll shred the drapes n cushions, too -
then human hafta get All NEW!
i'll throw my food against the walls
n watch it as it sticks
n falls!!
or maybe i'll just sit n stare
for i am Cat
n i
don't
care . . .
:{

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

237

Only pack what you need


u/mac_is_crack

’...but if a dog is chill enough to stay put in a bag, I'd say they're chill enough to behave on a crowded subway train.’


please, friend - can you take me along?
i Promise - won't do nothing wrong!
i am your dog - so very chill
Behave myself - you know i will!
just open bag, i'll climb inside,
make myself smol,i'll do the hide...
cuz All i ever wanna do
is just go Everywhere
with You!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

238

How my deaf dog, Falkor, checks in on me


u/NuggetXJ

’I just saw him and I already know he’s a good boi...’


I am the dog - am GOODEST BOY
you know the things i most enjoy
I see your face there, up above
don't need to 'hear' - i Feel the love!
n in my silent world I see
your face - it looking back at me
there's Nothing 'wrong' with me, my friend
i hear you fine -
is Love
you send

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

239

The Best of the boys


u/CoolFlame6767

’Now he's Miller Lite...’


looka me: i lost the weight -
am eating like i should!
i did the thing called 'transformate'
n now am feeling 'GOOD'!
they used to call me 'chonky boy'
but now i'm eating right
is still the 'schmackos' i enjoy
but Now i'm
Miller lite

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

240

Cat patting his koi friends


u/LickinChickin10

’Yeah... friend... Definitely not gigantic delicious snack that the cat is trying to find out how to catch...’


i wonder... could i do a catch
or is it just a wish??
if i reach in to try 'n snatch
these Extra GIANT fish ?
so carefully their heads i pet -
it seems like they enjoy...
but part of me just can't forget
that they jes being 'coy' ... ?
the humans think we being 'friends' -
we 'get along, jes fine...'
we wondering, though, Whose life ends -
will it be theirs
or mine... ?
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

241

I shall call him... mini me


u/BleetMarc

’Big cat is real, little cat is felted...’


when i saw you, my heart it melted
part of me inside
n i don't care if you are 'felted' -
Love i cannot hide!
you're the Cutest little thing -
i wanna hold you near
contentment n such joy you bring
i love that you are here!
i think i'll call you 'mini me'
altho you are not 'real'...
but in you it's myself i see -
n it's True love
i feel

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

242

The change in expression is just too cute


u/gulaschgel

’The tiny legs that just poke out...’


i roll myself up in a ball,
i dont need anything at all....
am lie contented on my back
...but then - what's this? a little snack ?!
another sniff, there is no doubt -
that's when my tiny legs pop out
it touch my nose! is snack i'm hopin' -
makes my little body open
laying here, so nice n calm,
stretching out
to do the nom
edit:thanks to all you very kind well-wishers! ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

243

Size matters not where a lap dog is concerned


’The bigger the dog, the less it understands how big it is....’


i am the dog - no sense of size,
i really donno realize
that i am BIGGER than before,
but this my human i adore
n when he sitting in the chair,
am Certain i can fit up there!
am want So much to take a nap
n curl up on daddy's lap
is then i don't know what to think -
am BIGGER me, or human shrink?!
no matter what, am gonna fit -
i circle round, n then i sit :@)
dad knows i love him Best of all,
n Look
i even
brought my ball

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

244

*sigh* fine, I'll bring it up...


u/iamvinoth

’What a good dog..’


as i settle down to rest, a sock falls on the floor
my human cannot reach it - he can't carry anymore....
n then i hear him say my name - is asking to 'retrieve' ?
but i was getting comfy here,
a little sigh i heave...
then as my friend goes up the stair, i wanna do right thing...
i grab the sock just lying there, n up the stairs i bring :@)
my friend - surprise n happy - (how could one sock bring such joy ?!)
but Best of all - i get reward -
he tells me i'm
GOOD BOY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

245

*sigh* fine, I'll bring it up...


u/iamvinoth

’Happy Cake Day Schnoodle!’


i know the cake is just 'pretends'
but still i wanna thank you, friends
your words are really very kind -
please know it's You i have in mind!
cuz everything i write on here
is merely meant to spread some cheer
so it's not me - you All are Great -
now go on out n celebrate!
tho 'cake day' lasts a little while,
i'll Always try
to make you
smile!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

246

Happy hedgehog with his best friend :)


u/raptea

this my fren - he look like me :@D
we both as happy as can be!
we hedgehog pals - he quiet guy
we hang together, him n i
sometimes there are no words to say
as we hangout from day to day
i tell him that i love him so
...sometimes i wish he'd let me know.....
but if he don't, then that's ok -
we gonna have
A PERFECT DAY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

247

The adorable fox cub cuddles the patient old cat


u/chiaw3n

’That fox is so getting slapped as soon as the camera has stopped filming...’


i'm just a small fox cub n this me Best fren
i roll n i grab her again n again!
she just kinda sits there, she Likes it, you see?
surely there's No one she likes more than Me!
...sigh... are you done yet ? you're Really a pain
i'm tryin to sleep here - you give me meowgraine...
as soon as that Karen puts down her d@mn phone
you gonna get SMACKED 'fren' -
so Leave Me ALONE!!
:{

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

248

This is how he pouts... he wanted to go out but it was snowing and he hates that


u/doses_of_mimosas

i am the dog - dejected, me - am prisoner inside!
am Totally neglected, see? my feelings i can't hide...
am suffering, so sad i lie cuz i CANNOT GO OUT!
. . . what did i do Bad ??!
i try. . . to think
n so
i pout...
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

249

The cutest baby seal face


u/Kachic

’I love it when dogs put their head into your hand and press down...’


i put my head into your hand
n make it heavy, friend...
am hoping that you understand
this how a hug i send :@)
am pressing down to let you know
i love to feel your touch,
n please, don't ever let me go -
is You i love so much!
the feelings that i get from you
the Best i ever felt!
i Love the way you love me, too -
my face n dog heart
melt

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

250

Human, let me teach you


u/iamnobodyelsel

’Good teach, such talent...’


i am the dog - such talent, me
am try so hard to learn!
i watch the girl - she teaching, see
now Finally my turn....
in mouth am gonna hold the hoop
i canno fit inside
instead i turn the loop-d-loop
. . . ok . . .
. . . am done
. . . . . i tried

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

251

Trying to leave the apartment in the morning.


u/tyoung127

’How can you ever leave the house? ....Might as well quit your job, end the social life and just be there 100% for your kitty. The cuteness deserves it...’


how can you ever leave the house? I need you, don't you see ?!
you might as well just quit your job, n spend your time with Me !
no social life or family, n you don't need no friends
cuz when you walk out thru that door
that's when my 'happy' ends...
instead just spend your day with me, from morning noon n night
for i am Cat - expecting you to stay n treat me right!
so please give me attention that my cuteness here deserve
You are Mine, dear human friend
I've chosen You
to serve....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

252

Sometimes its the only way to help


u/ElvisAaron

’At least they didn't think themselves so much of a burden, that telling you how they felt would be out of the question...’


am lying here, depressed, you see
am nothing but a burden, me...
my life it feels like one big nope
but friend
you give me
ray of hope...
cuz you're the one i chose to share
how much i need some loving care
n if you know the way i feel
then
maybe
you
can help me
heal ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

253

One nosy neighbor on a plane


u/mayaxs

’Are thosh chesh mish? I love chesh mish!’


hey, friend - you gonna e a t them shnacks?
i finished mine up here.....
am kinda have a s h n a c k - a t t a c k -
i thought i shmelled them near...
my human shaid i had enough
but i'm shtill hungry, shee...
thish flight hash been alittle ruff. . .
 
. . . n now i gotta pee . . . . .
:@/

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

254

Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!


u/pattywobbles

I am the squirrel - determined me
to reach the bird food that i see
so easily the pole i climb,
but something's wrong -
i can't this time
as up the pole i squirm so hard,
i slide right back down to the yard
i'll try again another day...
n Karen -
there'll be HELL to pay....
:(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

255

Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!


u/pattywobbles

’The Pole Slide of Shame . . .’


i am the squirrel
admit defeat -
i canno reach
the seed to eat
an easy climb -
i've conquered pole!
but not this time
it crush my soul :(
the Karen's done
some stupid game -
this is no fun
the
S
L
I
D
E
of
shame
 

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

256

Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!


u/pattywobbles

’finally one that didn't make me cry, but laugh instead’


hey, friends - don't mean to make you cry,
it's good to laugh instead
the posts that mostly catch my eye
are words that You have said!
the pictures that inspire are ones
with comments done by You
i weave a little poem for fun -
just something that i do ;)
so thank you for your wishes here
i'm humbled by your praise
hold all your pets n loved ones near -
let's hope
for better days!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

257

Checking if the door's there


’How hard did he hit the door before that became a thing...?’


before i gonna step inside,
am make sure door is o p e n w i d e
i no forget the time before -
i tried 'come in', but hit the door
the door is clear - i canno see
the heckin thing bamboozle me!
so now i check - put paw out first,
cuz knocking head on door
the worst
:@/

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

258

A baby koala finding comfort in a koala plushie


u/unnaturalorder

’He looks so sad and scared...’


i am koala - sad n scared,
it seems to me no body cared
these human frens - they try their best
to comfort me n give me rest
but what i'd really love to do
is have someone to cuddle, too...
but - what is this ?
who's This i see ?
he's soft n small n looks like me !
come closer, friend - i'll keep you calm...
i know - i, too have lost my mom...
just let me hold you here, so tight
n everything will be all right!
we gonna get a brand new start -
i need you, friend
to heal my heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

259

Benny realizing he is being adopted


’All the other dogs are cheering for him!’


i am the dog - 'the chosen one' -
they came back like they said!
we heading out, i'll soon be gone -
a new life to be led :@)
n as we walking down the hall,
surrounding me with cheers
my long time frens, both big n small -
we crying happy tears
cuz now is time for Freedom Ride
to new home of my own
excitement, me - so hard to hide
no longer here alone!
i won't forget you, doggo friends
i know you'll miss me, too!
I hope you All find 'happy ends'
when Someone
chooses
You!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

260

This cat’s first time seeing a memory foam mattress


u/Pikachu_smasher

’i like how it look at its own paws in disbelief...’


what is this thing that i am on ?
my pawprints here, but then they gone!
they making holes, but only brief -
i check my paws in disbelief!
first they there - but then they not
this thing bamboozle me, a Lot..
am wonder - is it really me ?
or just a faded
meowmory . . .

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

261

You’re beautiful, no matter what they say.


u/deathakissaway

’What a precious angel!’


your eyes are crossed, your tongue sticks out,
you might be short or tall...
too fat or thin ? yourselves you doubt -
but we don't care at all...
cuz looks don't matter, in the end
no matter what they say
Our 'precious angels' - human friends
we love you
anyway

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

262

The closer I get ...


u/PuffyWanderer

’You never know when an ogre or dragon would come out of nowhere, gotta defend the family...’


i am the dog - PROTEC my fam
the Bravest warrior i am!
i keep my axe here on the floor -
don't know what i might need it for...
whatever danger might attack
am do my best to fight it back!
an ogre or a mighty dragon
i'll beat them ALL -
my tail a waggin' !
in blanket here, am safe inside -
(don't take it off -
...i gotta hide...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

263

Got a pet cam to keep an eye on the cats. Got a cat to keep an eye on the pet cam.


u/PoshNoob

’And there you are in the background keeping an eye on the eyes...’


hey, human - did you see this here ?
is something going on, quite queer...
am pretty sure is GIANT EYE -
is tryin hard to do a spy!
is looking here, at me n you -
is watching Everything we do!
am gonna stand n do a stare -
'hello - am CAT - i see you there!'
this sneaky eye i kinda hate -
is doin me intimidate . . .
i'll PROTEC you human, see ?!
. . . can you jes keep an eye on me ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

264

The nicest big brother!


u/Zelderd2077

’Kitten: Dude, chill out. I just want a nap!’


.....omg, she Likes me, see!
this tiny kit - she come to Me!!
was Hoping she would come up here -
i love it when she snuggles near!
how's this ? how's that?? you need more space??
oh, Gosh i wanna kiss your face!
i wanna nap dog - please hold still!
just go to sleep so i can chill...
ok, don't leave! i'll stop now, see ?
we'll dream together
you n me...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

265

Disney is too good at making cute things


u/bituan

’I think about this one and cry...’


i think about my Hero duck - one day i hope i'll be....
but chances are, i'll have no luck
'unwanted' by Disney...
i look at him, n i pretend
to do the things he does!
cuz i won't let my duck dream end -
i practice, just becuz....
in case i ever get the call -
I'm Ready, Any Day!
I'll be the BIGGEST STAR of All!
....for now,
right here i'll stay.....
n as a lay me down to sleep,
i'll dream of him, i'll try....
cuz is my duckling hope to keep
....n i
don't wanna
cry.....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

266

That's a lotta derps


u/kevinowdziej

’So many bellies!’


when we laying down to sleep,
we lyin in a belly heap ;)
we like to lay here by the mom
she loves us most, n keeps us calm
when momma do 'the belly up'
we do the same here - every pup!
together dream, each other touch,
of belly rubs
we love so much

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

267

Sock thief


u/hqs_itemshop

’"One piece at a time. Soon, things will be back to normal."’


"One piece at a time. Soon, things will be back to normal..."
i gonna hide the baby things -
no one will ever know
too much attention this kid brings -
i think he hasta go...
so i will take 'em, bit by bit,
deny what i have hid
the momma's gonna have a fit
when I take out this kid....
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

268

Namik is a blind cat. He isn’t mine, but apparently when the owner plays my videos, he listens and cuddles like this -Sarper Duman


u/rsz619mania

’This post is about Sarper Duman currently he lives in Turkey with 18 cats. I got this video from his twitter account. #’


i am the cat who canno see
but music means so much to me!
am curious about the sound -
it comfort me to have around
i listen as the notes impart
the sound of music in my heart
i hold it closer to my ear -
Love must look like
this sound i hear
edit:must;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

269

I’ve stopped trusting him outside after it rains without supervision.


u/Colorado_Dude21

’He was also pissed I left him at the door to run and grab my phone to take this picture...’


i am the dog, out here, alone
my human needs to 'grab his phone'...
he gotta 'take a picture', see ?
then everybody laugh at me :@(
'HA HA! Oh LOOK - How FUNNY, bud!
YOUR DOG ALL COVERED UP WITH MUD!!
am feeling like i being used
am waiting here....
am Not amused....
last laugh is Mine....
when i get In
that's when the s h a k i n g off begin....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

270

my cat (Gary) likes watching nature documentaries! His favorite are the ones about the sea


u/thumbwitch

’I love that he’s watching nature documentaries of the sea...’


as i lay me down to sleep
surrounded by the blue sea, deep
am watching documentary
as ocean washes over me
n in my dreams i swim with fish,
but i am cat
is just a wish....
i hear the gentle waves above,
i drift to sleep
in sea of love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

271

Sleepy Bat


u/Laviosier

’As many times as I've seen people pull on "this door locked, please use other door -->, batty didn't get much sleep...’


i am the bat - i had my fun
flew around, scared everyone ;)
but now is time to catch some zzzs
n hanging here is what i please
you'll find i will be most perturbed
if foolishly my sleep disturbed
use other door now - don't be lazy
or i'll wake up here
bat sh!t CRAZY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

272

Your Valentine's Date Has Arrived


u/vladgrinch

’Im going to end my nightly reddit scroll here, cause it isn’t going to get better than this good boi...’


as you laying down to sleep
is 'good boi' thoughts i hope you keep
i hold the rose, the wine is chill
am Be Your Valentine, i will!
so dream of me, here by the door
the petals scattered on the floor
my sweetheart eyes look up above
Good day, good night
i wish you
Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

273

That tail droop when the doggo’s date left


...n now is time for 'bye', my friend
i'll watch you from the door!
i wish this day would never end
n we could play some more . . .
'Tomorrow can she come again?!'
am wagging my 'goodbye'
'I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE FOR YOU, MY FREN!!'
am trying not to cry . . .
i see you there - you in the back
the car is moving on
n now my tail
is hanging
s
l
a
c
k
. . . am sad . . . . .
Best Friend
is
gone

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

274

That tail droop when the doggo’s date left


’Gotta have a little sad aww once in awhile so you know when the cute aww comes. I'm waiting on the cute aww now...’


you're waiting for alittle aww
cuz life can be so sad
remembering the things you saw
that made you feel bad...
it's like looking for the rainbows
that are following a storm
i hope that's how your day goes
n your heart
again
feels
warm

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

275

The greatest floof


u/St0pX

i am the dog - the Greatest Floof!
the dad n me - we doin goof
surprise the mom with flowers, see?
we both here plotting, secretly...
am sneak with flowers through the door
for momma, who we both adore ;@)
but then i see the vacuum there
the one that sucks up all my hair
oh, sorry mom - i HATES the vac...
i gonna take
the flowers back
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

276

My dogs (shepherd) best friend sneaks under the fence every day and they make their own play dates. Makes me happy


u/ItsMe_EnzoTheBaker

’Here is kind of a sad story. Growing up I had two dogs, named cricket and sweet pea...’


i had a friend that used to be -
called him 'Cricket', me Sweet Pea
together here we played each day,
but then my Cricket went away
he was my friend - the very 'best'
don't know what means this 'laid to rest'...
cuz all i know is he's not here -
how can a friend just disappear ?!
then momma said his name one day -
i thought that he was back to play!
the disappointment hurt a lot
where he should be
he still was not...
but time has passed, is comfort now -
we reunited here, somehow!
dear humans, if it gives you rest
just think of us, together, blessed
we left behind a little part -
you have eight pawprints
on your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

277

While at work, I checked my home security footage and saw the entire puppy litter had escaped. This is what I walked in on...


u/Cliff_Breezy

’The 2 still trapped look so sad.’


...oh, thank GOD - it's YOU - you're back!!
got slaughtered by a PUP ATTACK!
thought i would get a little break,
i just laid down, my nap to take
one pup snuck out - then two - then four
I COULDNT GET UP OFF THE FLOOR!!
..but it's ok... i kept them calm
they wanted me, cuz i'm their mom ;@)
...can you jes get the other two ?
they look so sad
i love them, too
edit:don't worry 'bout that sleepy one -
he drank the most
n he is
done ;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

278

First day home, already demanding we stop at PetSmart


u/sphynxzyz

’That is one intense look for someone so small....’


am learn to do the stare intense
dear human, Please take no offense
is just when i want something so
must make it Clear that you will know!
n so, i hope you understand -
is PETSMART stop that I demand!
there's gonna be some things i need
like BED, n TOYS, n SNACKS, n FEED!
am looking at your face above
but really
All i need
is Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

279

Here we have two types of dogs


u/unaviable

’Ugh, so uncivilized...’


we are the dogs - the wet we Love!
is raining down on us above
we showering, n lap it up
each one of us a Happy Pup!
some of us jump in the pools
exuberant...!
...they look like Fools
just Look at them - uncivilized
how have they not yet realized ?
that We are Dogs - where We come from
no longer do we act so dumb
so Foolish they look - every one !
~~but Dammit - that sure looks like fun...~~
:@/

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

280

Had a bummer of a Valentine’s Day. This good boy brought me his bone and put it in my lap. Beats flowers.


u/alwayscringing

’Dogs are way better anyway...’


sometimes you have a lonely day
with no one there to talk,
but dogs are better anyway -
(they Always want a walk!)
sometimes you want a partner who
would be there by your side,
but dogs will Always stay with you
with Love they cannot hide
or maybe you just lay around
n wish Someone was there...
a better friend you've never found
your dog
will Always
care

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

281

One step at a time.


u/deathakissaway

’Everything about giraffe birth is hilarious and amazing. From their first experience in life being a ~7 ft drop to the floor to watching them try to stand like a drunk person whose feet fell asleep...’


--
...what the HECK'S this body ?!
there is Nothing right at All!
before i even have a chance - my destiny to fall ?!
pushed out n dropped here on my head, concussion on day one,
n now these 'legs' are way too long - nope, 'standing' is no fun!!
no way for me to balance, cuz my head is up so high
it's gonna hit the floor again - I know it, if i try...
does someone have a mirror, cuz there's something Wrong as heck...
my legs are long, but worst of all,
much
L
O
N
G
E
R
is my
NECK
!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

282

I think someone's got the wrong bed...


u/dandragons

’This is the definition of I fits I sits...’


if i fits i gonna sits,
so when is time for bed
i am the cat - but i admits
i like it here instead
my body melts inside the bowl
curled up inside, so deep
a purrfect fit! it warms my soul
as i drift off
to sleep

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

283

Cinderblock is a pro on the treadmill now


u/mac_is_crack

’She's so talky...’


am working on the treadmill, tryin' hard to lose some weight
n every now n then, still, this all makes me agitate
today am doing waterwalk - it's getting kinda tough...
so fren, you gonna hear me talk
cuz i have had enough!
sometimes i wish that i was done - the purrfect weight achieve
today it isn't any fun, n i just wanna leave!
tomorrow can we skip leg day ? am feel alittle sore...
but if we can't, there's More to say -
i gonna MEEEOOWWWWWL some more!
:{

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

284

Little bear is a bit chilly


u/unnaturalorder

’...he’s a gummy bear.’


am cub so chill,
ain't got no teef -
some day i will,
is my belief...
right now am cold
from winter freeze
my fren he hold
n make me please
am YAWN so W I D E -
my secret share . . . :@)
i canno hide -
am gummy bear

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

285

A deer and a pupper messing around together


’Dogs are the bridge between all animals...’


we are the dogs - we friends with all,
we 'brothers' with the big n small!
we learn from 'pack' to get along,
in animals we see no wrong
but one Most Specialist of friends -
our loyalty it never ends -
is Human friends that we adore
cuz there's No one
who needs us
more

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

286

Landlord finally allowed a dog after living here 3 years. Meet Butters. :3


u/krf2813

’BUTTERS! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR HARNESS PROPERLY?!’


i am the pup - am do not know
the way this thing suppose to go
my human try 'n 'harness' me
but i don't think is fitting, see
so eager, me, the walk to get
but this thing not quite fit me yet
am 'fraid is falling off my neck
am scared i gonna lose it
 
...heck!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

287

We couldn’t help but be a bit evil when we discovered Barney’s spinnin’ zoomies he does to try and get out of his blanket


u/clemwaye

’He doesn’t look too upset with it lol’


i am the dog, am not upset -
cuz this is how the zoomies get!
the dad he cover up my head,
i canno see - is dark instead
is then i get the urge to zoom
am stumbling around the room
am do the spin - around i twirl
am dizzy now from all the whirl
my tail is wag - i love the spin!
is funny game (I Always win ;)
i hear the daddy's laugh above -
aHA! AGAIN!
i feel the Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

288

Ten years ago I took a free puppy home from a flea market. He turned out to be 110lbs of pure love! He's getting old and grey, but he's still the sweetest best friend in the world! Happy Birthday, Rocky!


u/tvausaf23

’I love hearing of a "free to good home" pup actually going to a good home...’


the sign said FREE PUPPIES - you thought if you should
only condition: a home that was Good....
you wondered if maybe you'd give it a try,
but then when you saw me, you Knew i'm your guy!
a black n white Bundle of Love you picked up -
i'll never forget when you said 'hello, pup!'
now ten years together, my dreams have come true
my best friend forever -
my 'Good Home'
is You

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

289

Sometimes I’m questioning this whole puppy thing and what we’ve got ourselves into. But then. Moments like these- it all comes clear.


u/WellIhaveNoClue

sometimes i think - what have we done?
'Oh, get a pup! They're so much fun!'
but then we find, as days go by
they're so much work! we gotta try
to teach them not to pee n poo,
n go outside for when they do
don't bark n whine! don't chew or bite!
oh, JEEEZ! Can't you sleep thru the night?!
would you stop scratching on the door ?!!
you're tracking mud all on the floor!!
but then
there's times
it all comes clear -
the moments when
i hold her near
n as i lay me down to rest
these times
together
i love
Best

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

290

he has had enough boops for today


u/JooksDelPato

’pls no boops am doing a sleep’


as i lay me down to sleep,
please to yourself your fingers keep
am peaceful here, i gonna stay
the time for boops is done today
but in my dreams i'll see my fren -
he boopin' on my snoot again ;@)
i drifting off in slumber deep
please no more boops -
am doin a sleep!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

291

Little Angela


if i could dance along the shore,
i'd do a prance, a trot, n more!
my feet so light, i'd leap along
a happy sprite, my heart a song
i dream of miles of endless beach -
so full of smiles - no end to reach
beside my friend, the sun above
is my 'pretend' -
my beach
of Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

292

Fawn licking kitty clean


u/LjSpike

’“Ugh” — kick — “outta here” — kick’


i am the fawn, affection show
i lick the cat from head to toe
upon his soft grey head i start,
then down his back - his every part
he looking up at me above,
so grateful for my licks of love
this cat so sweet! i love this friend . . .
...but then i smell
his other end.....
that's it
i'm done with bein nice
so long now, cat
i kick you
twice...
:@/

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

293

I shalt not fear walking through the valley of death


u/PorkyPain

’That corgi sploot.’


i am the cat - so sneaky me . . .
must navigate these dopey three
into the kitchen, stealth mode MAX,
am do the search for tasty snacks...
can't touch the paw of Pyrenees -
(he BIGGEST BOI - eats all he sees)
an easy pass by corgi sploot -
i must avoid each doggo snoot!
as i approach the last dog here
i sense - was that a twitching ear ?
the shepherd is the final one
if i pass him
my challenge
won...
edit:Labrador to Pyrenees ? not sure...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

294

Nap time


u/iamnobodyelsel

’I believe we have officially reached maximum level aww...’


as we lie here close n dream,
drifting off - so pure it seem
a pup n pony, oh so sweet
awwsome level here complete ;)
the two of us pay no 'cat tax'
together, We 'aww' to the max!
neigh a worry have we two,
our warmest cuddles
shared with you

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

295

He feels protected under his mother


u/EndritB

’The last second actually looks like he’s yelling up to her. “You seein this shit Ma?!’


i am the pup - am do PROTEC
from cat ain't gonna take no Heck!
she tries her m u r d e r claws to wield
so BRAVE am me! (use mom as shield...)
'i BORK at you - LEAVE US ALONE!'
this battle won - is Mine to own :@)
she don't back off . . .
this cat don't quit...
Hey, momma - are you see'n this sh!t ?!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

296

We adopted a senior doggo and he loves sleeping under our bed. This is our new morning routine.


u/laserdiscmagic

’Bless you for loving a senior. Hes living his best yrs out...’


Hello, friend! This my morning face!
am waking up in Favorite place :@)
a happy day i have ahead
as i crawl out from under bed!
my best of years are yet to be
right here, since you adopted me!
now every day your face i see,
am blessed with you
for loving me!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

297

She can't really take long walks anymore due to her age, but she still loves to bask in the sun.


u/Holy_Beergut

i may not quite keep up with you the way i used to do,
remembering the walks we took together, me n you...
it always was so fun as endless trails n paths we'd roam,
but now i've gotten older,
n i'm Happy here at home ;@)
just laying in a sunny spot, n basking in the glow
to feel the warmth n smell the air outside - i love it so!
no need to wander far to search for Anything - no more
i found that Everything i need
is right outside my door

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

298

Guy sees cat everyday and decides to adopt him


u/IMightBeAHamster

’Look at those eyes brighten up...’


i am the cat - was on my own, out living on the street
am rescued now by loving friend who makes my life complete!
my days were lonely, sad n bleak - for food i had to hunt
but now my human cares for me, n gives me what i want
n when i lay me down to sleep, your scritches on my chin
they make it all so Real to me - this heaven i am in!
see my eyes - they brightened up, cause i am safe n sound
it's not just You who found Me, friend -
but it is Love
I found

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

299

the boys


u/HapMeme

’Cat is definitely the ringleader...’


i am de cat
n dis my crew
nothin for me
that they won't do
i lead dis pack -
i sez what goes
i say ATTAC!
then my boyz knows...
they don't dare say
i'm bein 'bossy'
behind me stay
cuz they my posse
when we come roun'
you best beware
the boyz in town -
...you'll know
we
there....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

300

toasty


u/jasontaken

’MUST... RESIST...URGE...TO...GIVE...BELLY...RUBS!!!’


i am the cat you can't resist
GIVE BELLY RUBS! your mind insist...
you watching as i do the roast
is belly rubs i need the most
so peaceful by the fireside,
my heart n soul spread open w i d e
am calling you - is my demand
dear human, Now !
i want your hand....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

301

Very talented boy


u/ConnorCapo5

’How does he balance a ball on his snout when he doesn't have a snout!?’


i am the dog - much talent, me
am balance ball so perfectly!
some humans, though, my skill they doubt -
'how can he balance with no snout?!'
much concentration is the key:
'I am the ball - the ball is Me!'
when i 'become one' with the ball
am Much success!
it Never fall...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

302

This is Aretha, a rescue cow. She groomed my legs with her tongue then fell asleep. She’s a good girl.


u/PrinceWilliam13

my name is cow
n this my guy
his frienship make
my cow heart sigh
am rescued here
with loving care
so grateful that
my friend is there
forever him
i wanna keep
i lik his legs
n fall
asleep
inspired by u/poem_for_your_sprog ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

303

My son was walking home at 1am and this tiny, little baby followed him home. She loves snuggles, cheese slices, and biting me in the face. We are so lucky she chose us.


u/Rcrowley32

’We spent the last three weeks searching for her owners. We posted on all the Lost and Found sites, put up posters, called the dog warden, and had her checked for a microchip. We have been expecting to eventually have to give her to her owners. But she appears to be a stray, so now, she’s part of our family.’


you posted me on 'Lost and Found'
you checked if i had 'fam' around...
a microchip - you did a check -
thought Someone MUST miss me like Heck!
you searched for 'owners' everywhere,
but none turned up -
...nobody cared
so now, I'm Yours -.
was meant to be
nobody else
but You
loves Me

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

304

The new girl at the shelter I work at just wanted to be held


u/BigTool

’Poor baby looks like she needed a shoulder to cry on...’


i am the cat - 'the new girl', in the shelter left behind
am dreaming of a human friend that i hope i will find
n Someday - i'm the perfect choice! Somebody will choose Me
for now, it is a lonely place
not where i wanna be...
so human, can you pick me up? n hold me for awhile ?
i wish that you could take me home, n maybe
make me smile...
if i can lean against you, friend -
your shoulder to cry on...
you'll make me feel
Loved
n then
my sadness
will be
gone...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

305

huuuuman, i am thirst, please open this drinky valve


u/PM_ME__ANIME_THIGHS

’Do you want a cat? Because that's how you get cats...’


hey human, do you want a cat ?
cuz if you do i'm here
this fountain where i'm waiting at -
i hoped that you'd appear...
i live alone - it's been ok,
but sometimes things are tough
i can't get water everyday
n food - there's not enough...
can't last forever here outside -
a 'natural habitat'
but if your heart can open wide
That's how you get a cat!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

306

You can literally see the frustration grow, until he/she finally snaps


u/drenhk

’...and then the full-on chomp!’


'oh, looka You! So cute you are'
i hear my human say
i really think it's gone too far,
with Stupid 'fren' she play....
i am the dog - so patient me
i make a desperate huff....
am swallow hard, then v i c i o u s l y
ATTAC! I HAD ENOUGH!!
n then unleash the full-on CHOMP -
'Fren' - You are JUST A TOY!!'
this girl is Mine - belong to ME!
n I'M the GOODEST BOY!!!
:@(

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

307

Can’t let his buddy serve time by himself


u/GGezpzMuppy

i love this child - my human bro
don't need no words for me to know
he feeling sad...he not the same -
for what he done I'll take the blame!
n anytime he might've cried,
am gonna stay here by his side
for i'm his Bestest friend of all!
don't worry bro -
I'll take the fall

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

308

Foxes are underrated


u/Midget_Beater2000

’Who is out there underrating foxes?’


i am the fox - by some am hated
why am i so underrated ?
not a dog or floofy cat,
but looka how i wear the hat!
much swagger me - a foxy guy
my cleverness you can't deny
my cunning, craftiness you'll see . . .
just leave the 'henhouse guard'
to me...
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

309

My 30th birthday gift to myself...meet Ember :)


u/Silverstrider99

’She is a "Fox red" labrador. I figured Ember would be fitting for her soon to be red coat.’


happy birthday, human - you picked Me, your special gift!
there's nothing like a puppy, small, to give your heart a lift ;@)
we gonna be together - side by side forever grow
n like a little Ember, friend
my love will Ever glow

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

310

what a QT


u/hexprocessor

’big stretch...’


Looka me - am s t r e t c h my paws
you see these ? They my m u r d e r claws!
but What am i - what do you see ?
not cat or dog, or Fox, maybe ?
no matter what this furry fren
you look at me, n 'aww' again ;)
my sharpest claws i'll put away -
you wanna cuddle
anyway

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

311

Sunflower 🦆


u/Ladiesendme

’Why do ducks look so precious...’


I am the duck -
so precious me!
am never judge
the things I see
for you are fine
the way you are
a Special friend -
the Best by far!
n like a flower
you can pluck,
am in your hand -
your friend,
the duck!
i'll help you when
you feelin down
I'll make you SMILE
n Lose
that frown

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

312

Thoughts and prayers for Miles. I am three minutes late with his dinner.


u/sunspotshavefaded

’You’re a monster. I hope you can sleep tonight...’


i hope that you can sleep tonight,
cuz surely I will not...
you're a Monster - this ain't right!
my food i haven't got...
as you lying down to sleep,
i'll be here on the stair
starved, forgotten, in a heap -
no dinner Anywhere!
no strength to move now, down or up
my hungry, weakened soul....
a shell of what was once your pup . . . . .
. . . did i just hear my bowl ??

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

313

Old soul still enjoys some outside time


u/kevinowdziej

’You are giving that animal it’s best life ever...’


there's a friend i like the best -
he treats me better than the rest
cuz when i wanna go outside
he takes me for a wagon ride
for years, we two would walk along,
but now my legs are not as strong
so i just couldn't quite keep up
but still - i am a lucky pup
now i watch my world roll by
in my wagon, peaceful lie
a gentle pet upon my head -
so happy in
my wagon bed

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

314

Day after I almost committed suicide, my cat demands scratches while I stretch.


u/emke1886

’I’m glad you’re still here to appease your cat overlord.’


i'm not sure what happened, but you seemed so sad
i wondered n thought - did I do something bad ?
cuz if it was me, friend, forgive me - i beg!
n now as i'm lying here next to your leg
i want you to know that i'm glad you're still here!
there's nobody else, friend, who i love so dear
you're always so good to see my needs are met
n what i want most now
these scritches i get.....
but don't Ever leave me - please promise you'll stay
dont leave me alone here, i won't be ok!
my heart will be broken - i know that it will
a hole left behind
only You, friend
can fill

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

315

Thoughts for Lily, currently undergoing aggressive rewarming therapy after being outside for 10 mins in 56 degree F weather in Florida.


u/mcelesta10

’It's looking rough, Might need extra dinner...’


i am the dog - i've had enough!
outside i nearly froze :@(
the temperature was looking ruff -
'rewarming' here i chose.....
but as i lay here, thawing out
my health must be renewed
so human friend - please have no doubt:
i'm gonna need more food...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

316

Helping a pigeon work the fountain.


’The dude looks so wholesome doing it. That smile when he pushed the button was great...’


a simple wholesome gesture - just a button-pushing hand
a human who's compassionate - a friend to understand
although we're never asking for someone to intervene,
it's better if you help us out than do something that's mean...
we animals don't really trust you humans, we have learned
it takes a long, long time, n if we do, then it is earned
so if you see a creature that has failed at what they tried,
help them out - you just might help yourself
feel good inside!
edit:friend

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

317

This good boy is best friends with the mailman


u/commonvanilla

’I love how he lays down first and waits.’


there's a friend i like to see,
i wait for him each day...
so GOOD n well-behaved am me
as patiently i lay....
i see the truck - is pulling up!
he opens up the door...
HELLO! is ME! your Favrit pup!
as we both greet once more
my mom - she says he 'MAIL MAN'
but i call him 'BEST FREN'
the only thing i understand -
he comes see me again ;@)
now everyday i get the chance -
(is what i most enjoy...)
to do my special 'mail man dance' -
he calls me
GOODEST BOY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

318

Always wave back to a cat who is waving to you.


u/HeyKrenn

’why do i feel sad at the ending?’


i watch n wait for friends to pass,
i love to say 'Hello'
oh, look! I see one through the glass -
he sees me, too, I know!
so eagerly i wave 'Hey there!'
n i just made a friend ;)
our happiness we briefly share -
i'm sad it has to end . . .
so then, once more, i hope someone
will wave again - i'll try...
i've learned to say 'hello' is fun,
but
not so much
'goodbye'

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

319

Every time we're watching Shadow's favourite movie 101 Dalmatians he watches it the whole time like this 🐾


’I love the clacking sound every time he bites the ball. “Ooh! I love this part!”’


i'm gonna be a movie star
just like they are someday!
in awe of everything they are,
i listen what they say....
my ball inside my mouth i bite,
Ooh! This my Favrit part!
am practicing my lines just right -
(i know them all by heart . . . ;)
for now am watching close, i stare
enjoying all the sights . . .
...Someday - I gonna be up there -
My name
will be
in lights!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

320

Train pupper looking for pets


u/unnaturalorder

’Why does this make me sad?’


i am the dog, n here i stand -
the thing that i can't understand
we traveling together here,
but not a human friend comes near...
when daddy said 'You get to GO!'
i thought 'Oh, BOY! Excited so!'
'I gonna get a Lot of pets!'
...but now
that hasn't happened yet :@(
my Favrit sweater chose to wear,
but not a single human care....
they all look sad, no happy faces
'Frens - aren't you all going places?!
Somewhere maybe make you Smile??
visit Other frens awhile ??!'
well,
sorry if you're not so glad....
I'm happy
cuz
I'm with my Dad

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

321

Little pupper got in touch with his wolfie part genes


u/PorkyPain

’I love how can’t sit still and doesn’t know what to do with his body’


...oh Gosh - oh HECK! am Much excite!
i fin'ly got to do it right!!
i try n try to do that thing -
I am the pup - TODAY i SING!
my fren impress! I can't sit still
the noise i make is such a thrill!
i tilt my snoot up in the air
again i do a rooupthere!
my body don't know what to do -
can't wait to do the next ar ooo!
am gonna do it all day long -
So PROUD to share
my puppy song!
edit:arooo!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

322

Meet the derpiest fuzzball to ever walk the earth


u/GallowBoob

’Just give me some drunk mini fox bear fam...’


a cat or dog, that's what i am
i'll be the purrfect pet!
a drunken mini fox bear fam -
you don't know What you'll get...
i'm soft n grey, n kinda short,
a gentle lap-size, me
i like to derp around for sport -
your new BEST FRIEND i'll be!
dogs - they Always need a friend,
cats act like they don't care
either way, i can't pretend -
i'll just be glad
you're there!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

323

This happens on a fairly regular basis.


u/2Tack

’/r/PussyLicker. Not porn, just cats licking things.’


i am the cat
n this my man -
i groom him just
the best i can!
he has a 'cowlick'
on his head -
he's getting licked
by me instead
n as i lick
his hair in place,
i rub his head
n hug his face
he feels my
pussylicks above
so purrfectly -
i feel
his Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

324

Care and treat animals as living beings like we are..


u/seasonalapparitions

’This man is precious. "I was helping your baby...’


sometimes they're in danger,
they don't understand
there's threats in their world, all around
you're human - a stranger,
just giving a hand
they're leery, cuz few friends are found...
but if you can try,
they may see in your heart
a side to a human that's rare
they may not know why,
but the love you impart
will show them that some humans care!
it's precious - the giving,
for creatures so small -
so helpless they live in the wild
protecting the living,
they're babes - one n all
to the animal 'moms'
they're a child!
edit:formatting:/

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

325

Watching my friends dog while he's on vacation. I think she likes me!


’“Here? No. No pets. Here? Hm. Still no. Should I just lay on their face??”’


...so here's the thing - i know you're 'new',
but there's some things you s'pose to do -
when i am here, i like to lay
n if you pet i gonna stay!
i know you only 'babysit',
so maybe - get the hang of it ?
i'm lying here, so now you pet!
...um . . . maybe, human, you forget ?
...s'all right, ok - we'll try again,
because i really like you, fren ;@)
so now i get a closer place . . .
. . . how 'bout i just
lay on your face ?!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

326

Her food costs $90 a bag, I put salmon oil on it, and she won’t eat unless I put it on the couch. But heaven forbid I don’t put chicken on it, and I get this.


u/itwasalwaysace

’...how scared she was when she came to me, so we did everything to make her happy’


as i lay on couch, i wait -
my dinner i anticipate
for life with you has been so good -
you treating me the way you should!
i never had someone whe cared,
but now each day with you, less scared
just one small thing . . . i find it rude
when there's no chicken on my food :@(
you disappoint so greatly, 'fren'
when you've forgotten, once again
ingredient i Greatly savor -
sweet delicious chicken flavor!
i turn away, my nose in air
ignore the bowl that's sitting there
am surely Starving now, i fear -
PLEASE tell me when
the chicken's here!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

327

She maybe a little dim. But her tenacity capably defies odds .


u/Antscannabis

’It's like watching myself solve every problem I have ever made up’


i'm gonna solve it my way - i don't care what you guys say
it's harder than you think it is! there is no easy way...
don't know if i should push or pull, but somehow i'll get through
but once i show you how it's done, then you can do it, too...
then we'll escape! just watch n see - i'll be the first to go!
now pay attention carefully, so All of you will know...
so - Woah! hey, where'd you go ? you left me here?! How could that be ??
GUYS! WAIT UP - I'm coming, too!
PLEASE
DON'T LEAVE
WITHOUT
ME!!!
:-/

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

328

He's doing his best


u/im_not_bruhging

’Calling u/schnoodledoodledo’


i am the kit in meowlitary -
(no like guns - they very scary)
standing with the soldiers strong,
am strive to learn the right from wrong
united force - we do the brave
in hopes the human frens to save!
(...n maybe cats.....i guess dogs, too...
them dogs - they brag - 'PROTEC' they do ....)
no camouflage i need to wear,
no one suspect a pet friend there
my job to make the fighting cease
i am the cat -
i just want
peace

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

329

A friendship that lasts a lifetime!


u/Zelderd2077

’I thought it would end with one of them passing away or something like that, feels good to be wrong.’


we are the dogs -
'Forever friends'
we share a love
that never ends!
they call us both
the 'Goodest Boys'
(but sometimes hard
to share our toys ;@)
our hearts of gold
we canno hide -
forever more
we side by side!
n if we ever
laid to rest,
please keep me by
This friend -
he Best

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

330

The best picture I will ever take


u/tcostuh

as we laying down to sleep,
together here - in dreams so deep,
so peaceful side by side we rest
against the other friend - the best
a day-long play behind us now,
yet still we share our thoughts somehow
we dream together, head to head
so gently on
our doggie bed

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

331

The best picture I will ever take


u/tcostuh

’r/blep’


a blep, a blop, a blip, a blup -
no matters - it's a sleepy pup!
but when that teenietongue slips out
so fast asleep - we have no doubt,
the Cutest thing we ever saw
he's headed for
the Top
of aww !

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

332

Not the best jumper..


’My cat jumps up on the kitchen counter all the time. Never thought that if I waxed the floors the lack of friction would make that very difficult. But of course if I did that, my cat wouldn't need to jump up on the counters, because all the food would be on the ground from me falling all the time.’


i jump on the counters whenever i want,
for snacks that my human eats i'm on the hunt
but why should i strain myself leaping so high?
cuz whenever he falls
it's served up
by my guy ;)
he slips n he slides on the slippery floor,
(n when his plate's Full he cant balance no more...)
n then with a crash as he lands on the ground
it's mealtime for me
cuz there's Food
All around!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

333

Everyday my uncle's cat waits at the end of the driveway for him to return from his morning walk


u/EricPro21

’I was hoping for a video of uncle returning’


i am the cat - still sitting here,
am waiting til my guy appear
each day i sit at driveway's end
n watch, so patient, for my friend
i'll be outside despite the weather
just so we can be together
important thing out here i learn:
forever friend -
he Will return!
edit:spelling

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

334

If I Could Only Find Someone That Looks At Me The Way This Cat Looks At Its Human


u/vladgrinch

i am the cat
am do the stare -
admiring
my guy up there
these feelings i
have never felt -
dear fren, you make
my cat heart melt!
i gaze into
your eyes above -
am overcome
with feels
of love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

335

Our officer pupper is making himself quite comfortable


u/Dancisco23

’...Look at all his credentials, above his head. 12/10 Very impressive, would hire again!’


am office pup - credentials good
i do my work the way i should ;@)
i keep my nose where it belong,
n never say 'co-worker wrong'
'one of the boys' - team player, me
productive Much as i can be
am need a break now, by myself
n so
ihiding
ontheshelf...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

336

I am blind, but I am told if you look closely you will see a puppy in this picture! Misha - 3mo Newfie / cane corso


’...great username!’


i am the pup, n this my man
he doin just the best he can!
he loves me so - can't get enough,
but sometimes
he walks into stuff...
is not his fault - he canno see,
but when my Best fren cuddles me
he caring for me from the start -
i know he sees me
in his heart
other pups may have their guys,
but Me - i'll be his 'seeing eyes!'
right by his side, when times are tough -
i'll Help him
not
'walk into stuff'!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

337

Waking up my deaf (and sometimes confused) 16 year old good boy!


u/SuedeVeil

’He is very trusting and knows where to go for protection hehe he's not much of a guard dog, I'm his guard human!’


as i'm lying, sound asleep,
quiet dreaming, slumber deep,
wakened by a gentle hand -
the only thing i understand...
this my mom, i love so much
protects me with her caring touch
n in my silent peaceful rest
she guards me
and
i love her
Best

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

338

Perfect gift


u/My_Memes_Will_Cure_U

’....it gets bigger everytime the boy show off his pop and tells people about him. Like the ever growing fish in a fish story’


i'll tell you 'bout my Pop - he was my favorite friend of all -
just like the stories he would tell, no fish was ever 'small'
for if you ever caught one, truly You were Big n Strong!
my Pop - he made me feel like I could never do no wrong :)
n now he's passed, but in my heart my Pop will ever stay
i have a sweet reminder - with this doll friend i can play
but what it means the most to me - my pop doll n his fish
dream BIG! no matter what you want
it starts
with one
small
wish

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

339

But do I have to go to bed?


u/CRI0ST0IR

’The Swiffer Sleeper...’


I am the dog, is time for bed -
i'd rather stay out here instead
so as i laying down to sleep,
my human uses me to sweep
he sliding me across the floor,
so slowly over to crate door
then gently lift me into place
(behind i leave my sweeping trace)
don't wanna be a 'swiffer', me -
is nothing that i dream to be!
tomorrow when i'm out once more
i'll shake my hair
all over floor
;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

340

Okay Reddit, as promised, video of my uncle’s cat waiting for him to return from this morning’s walk


u/EricPro21

’They really do have one of the most unique friendships I have ever seen between cat and man..’


...you see ? i Told you i would wait!
your morning walk anticipate
you did your little outside roam,
but Always you return back home!
i circle round when you appear -
so happy that my friend is here ;)
is much unique our friendship share -
a man n cat
who truly care

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

341

One of our kittens is a bit of a drama queen


u/iLEZ

’Faints dramatically not once but twice. That’s dedication right there...’


'...oh, woe is me - see what I see!"
then do the faint, dramatically
'now hear meow cry - see what i've seen?!'
(am baby kit - the 'drama queen'...)
n to my craft Much dedicate -
. . . dramatic paws . . . anticipate
then once more, with vibrato, fren -
i gonna stand
n faint
again!
 
edit:inspired by u/Avocado_Tomato & u/mynickname86
edit2:...oh yeah, & 'the Bard' ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

342

Kitten bedtime


u/iamnobodyelsel

’So clean! My eyes! The scales have fallen away!’


i need something to clean my eyes
of all the pain i see,
then suddenly i realize
it's right in front of me...
they may be sitting next to you,
or lying at your feet
they're watchng everything you do -
You make their life complete!
if you're fortunate enough
to have a loving pet
they'll help you through when times are tough
n maybe you'll forget
if even for a little while,
just watch them as they sleep
their innocence will make you smile -
their memory
you'll keep

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

343

This might be the best job in existence


u/unnaturalorder

’I feel like pandas are just always a little drunk...’


we panda babes - a little drunk
so playful, always full of spunk!
this man our friend - he bathing, see?
we hang on him, n beg PICK ME!!
with gentle touch he wipes us clean,
from head to toe, n in between
can't wait to roll in dirt again -
we'll need a bath -
we'll need
our fren ;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

344

I saw this and it really touched my heart. These are the first beautiful moments between a man and his newly adopted dog. 🥰 💓


’That pup left this earth happier than you can imagine knowing that it has you two as it’s humans. Pups know love when they have it...’


as i lay me down to sleep
forever, friend, my mem'ry keep
you always made my life so good -
i stayed with you long as i could!
too soon the time, it always seems
but now you'll see me in your dreams
n tho it's sad we had to part,
i leave my pawprints
on your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

345

Couldn't find my girlfriend at our family sunday funday dinner, checked mom's room and found this...


u/colincrocodile

’Even when it’s my own family, I sometimes want to go hide out and pet the dog...’


hey there, i know - it's quite all right,
i love my family...
but sometimes i stay out of sight
so come hang out with me
there's nothing that you need to say,
but i like when you're here
i'll never judge you, anyway
it's nice to have you near
sometimes they might come looking when
they don't see me around
you'll know they truly love you then -
(...you kinda hope
you're found ;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

346

Big floofs want to be carries


u/JohnsonDwayne

’Once a puppy always a puppy...’


..is My turn! No, is MY turn, ME!!
Dear human, can you carry me?!
you know i'll Always be your pup ;@)
why can't you PLEASE just pick me up ?!
n lift me HIGHupoff the floor!
Oh, Gosh - i cannot love you more!!
I know you love me, best of ALL!!
...um, human ?
when'd you get
so
smol ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

347

When you really want your favorite ball but it’s your brother’s turn to have it for awhile.


u/BufordTeeJustice

’Aww he knows sharing is caring 😍’


Aww he knows sharing is caring...
...i think i take a little check
(i really want that ball like heck!)
am tip toe in - is he asleep ?
then he won't need my ball to keep!
uh-oh...back off! i gotta wait....
my ball in mouth anticipate!
pssst bro - you know i really care !
...youthinkismaybetimeshare??

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

348

Have a good day at school son


’"moooom, don't embarrass me like this in front of my friends!"’


'...n one more thing before you go,
it's something that you need to know...
aw, c'mon mom - i'm ready, see ?
you gonna jes embarrass me!
be still my son n listen here -
it's something needs to be made clear....
..but MOM! my friends are watching now!!
i can't explain! I don't know how!!
Oh, hush my babe, i'm telling you
Believe me - they have mothers too...
these new adventures that you start
I'll be there with you,
in your heart
remember me, n don't forget!
. . . aw, mom
you made my face
all wet

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

349

I wanted a cat, my wife wanted a dog, we compromised and now have Gibson


u/Pukit

i am the pup, look in my eyes -
you callin me a 'compromise' ?
the mom - she want me all along,
but do you think that i did wrong ?
i'm very small, am kinda scare,
you humans sure look BIG up there
the momma sez that you're my 'dad'
so sorry if i made you mad
am gonna try so very hard
(n learn to pee out in the yard...)
then maybe, some day - no regret,
n you can love me as your pet
but one thing more i wanna say -
I love you, daddy
anyway

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

350

Animal crossing


u/Apollo611

’I can’t believe how many people didn’t let it cross, that’s so rude...’


i am the deer, n here i wait
to cross the road - anticipate
i watch the cars go whizzing by -
they do not stop -
i wonder why
not asking for attention, me
just caution for the friend you see
if you'd just stop
alittle while
you'd let me pass
....n maybe
smile

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

351

Used to be a fed ex driver, here’s my favorite dog from my route!


u/Korean_Jesus24

oh, G0d - it's YOU! You're back again!
my Best of All truck driving fren!
i always watch for you to come,
(i know which way you coming from!)
n when i see you on the street
i run out to the truck to meet!
i wag my tail excitedly -
you Always bring
a treat for me!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

352

My girl's glow up, from shelter to home.


u/BigDende

’You can see her relaxation in the right photo. Thank you for giving her a good home.’


i was just a puppy, in a shelter made of stone
i longed to someday maybe have a place to call my own
a human who would love me, n a home that we could share,
a place for relaxation, with somebody who would care....
n now - my dreams have happened! every one i had came true
here's my 'before n after', n it's all because of you!
this is me - my 'glow-up face' - i posed the best i could ;@)
so happy with my human friends
n for a home
that's good

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

353

My dog protecting her last batch of foster kittens.


u/jenarelaxx

’She really is the best gal. Cant wait for kitten season to start again this spring!’


i am the dog, protecting all of momma's foster kits
she tells me i'm the bestest girl when i do 'babysits' ;@)
she makes me feel so special, n these kittens are the reason
i can't wait til it's spring again -
a brand new kitten season!
it's always hard to say goodbye when they go on their way,
so while they live with us, we give them Lotsa love n play!
i wonder - will they know that i was with them from the start ?
they'll stay with me
'forever' -
kitty pawprints
on my heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

354

The way these dogs arrange themselves to sleep with the cat


u/Luciphyr729

’Snoots and butts To make a shape When they touch There's love, no hate The cat just sit there He patiently wait For his golden bed So he can say "I lay down now, With my little head, To go to sleep on My golden friends!" It's no shnoodle. But I thought of it and I couldn't not share’


what a beautiful picture you painted, my friend!
as we laying down to sleep,
around the cat we gently creep
from end to end, a heart we form,
to keep our cat friend safe n warm
come lay with us your little head
upon our peaceful golden bed
we'll give you what you're dreaming of -
surrounding you
with thoughts
of Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

355

The way these dogs arrange themselves to sleep with the cat


u/Luciphyr729

’Both of you killed it. God, I wish someone would snoot my butt.’


i'll mash your flat feet, friend potato - i'll beat!
i'll whip you n fry you or candy you, sweet!
i'll poke out your eyes, then i'll chop, dice n cut
but sorry, 'potato' -
you've no snoot to butt
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

356

"I just met you and I love you."


u/Amey7

’[removed]’


oh, hello, mom :@)hey, what's in there ?
is what - surprise ? You gonna share ?!
Oh, WAIT! Oh, gosh ... i know that smell...
i gotta spin - cuz I can tell
a Puppy !?! YES!?! right, dad?! It IS!!
Aw, Look how heckin cute he is!!
Dad - Mom - YES, i will be calm
...he bein lifted out by mom...
Oh, MUCH EXCITE! n now I see -
the little guy - he look like ME!!
is hard to stop - am lose control
i Love this pup with all my soul!!
these feelings i have never felt
am DIE from cute
my heart
it melt!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

357

You rang?


u/BlueVape

’:{’


'scuse me, but you're being rude -
you playing games with me ?
yes, peasant - open up my food
i'm hungry, can't you see ?
you stand n take a video
to show your friends n laugh...
just make it clear
for All to know
You're nothing more
than 'staff'...

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

358

She has been scared of these grated stairs since she was a little pup. Today she overcame her fear!


u/Thorin9000

i hear my master's gentle voice,
he urging me along . . .
am try each step, a careful choice
but something looks so wrong
i see the water move below -
it always makes me scare
i trust my human's judgement, so
i wanna go down there!
so cautiously - don't wanna trip
i'm moving down toward him...
so glad, at last - i didn't slip!
a had to think
or thwim!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

359

Ferret shows owner her babies.


u/tito-victor

’...it is an instinct to get the acceptance and approval of the babies by the alpha or the leader of the pack...’


dear human, can you please come see?!
NO, NO - you Must!! come follow me!
you always know just what to do,
that's why i ask - i'm begging you!
just look! these things - i made them here ;)
they All just want to have me near!!
...you see?! there's More! they squeal n cry!
you gotta help - you gotta try....
please tell me that you understand -
i'm gonna need a helping hand
this whole 'mom thing' is new to me,
i wanna do the best, you see?
my heart is Bursting full of love,
so You're the one
i first thought of...
i'm not sure what i'm s'pose to do . . .
. . . but they need Me
like I need
You. . .
edit:squeal;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

360

After slipping multiple times going down the stairs while carrying Mr. Monkey, Turbo finally figured out a new solution.


u/nuclearpz86

’Wot a smart woobie’


i am the dog - the smartest boy
n this my Mr. Monkey toy ;@)
i bring my woobie everywhere
but how to get him down the stair ?
am figure out the problem here -
don't wanna fall again, i fear
to slip again would be the worst -
i got it !
Monkey -
You go first!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

361

This dog loves sliding on grass


u/vladgrinch

’you mean r/sweatypaws...’


the first time that the hill i saws
it made me gets such sweaty paws...
was in that instant - then i knew
i had to do what doggos do!
i calculate amount of room
for me to do a down hill zoom!
n so i got a running start -
then here i go! be still my heart
am wrongly judge amount of slope -
i had to s l i i i i i i d e
the zoom
a nope

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

362

Backward cartwheel dog trick


u/mberkay13

’*that was one good cartwheel* *and the dog made it great* *it gave me a nice feel* *and I forgot about all the hate* *the talent level makes me say wow* *because of the dog I can't stop saying aww* (this is not schnoodle. I thought of this as I was seeing the video)’


love your sentiment, u/Luciphyr729 !
when you feel you try so hard to please
n jump through endless hoops,
an acrobat cartwheels with ease -
your mind does loop d loops :(
imagine you are floating high above a world of hate,
n even better, by your side,
a dog friend makes it great!
you're talented! a dog will say -
no matter What you do!
you sometimes let them have their way
(n walk all over you...)
but dogs are 'good friends for your brain' -
so share some time that's Fun
they'll help you to forget your pain
cuz You're their
special one!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

363

But can ur dog be this cute while playing fetch?


u/taylor2121

’Human. Human. Throw my fluffy...’


i watched you, n i waited, n i hoped that you would see
i hoped someday that maybe someone threw something for me...
but then i figured out that i could play a little game
i learned to entertain myself
it wasn't quite the same....
but as the days went by, i saw you Loved to watch me play!
i did it more n more - it always brightened up your day ;)
n now we play together! n i love it when we do
the games i play,
my human friends,
are better played
with You

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

364

"Saving up to get my other sleeve done"


u/RamboBoujee

’Artist name and studio pls? Looking fire my dude.’


i am the cat, fren - what'dya think ?
how ya like my heckin ink ?
am lookin fire, i do believe
i gonna get a second sleeve
thanks to studio, my dude
for capturing my cattitude
am saving up for what i choose -
another armful
of
cattoos

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

365

Bun and pupper are best friends


u/unnaturalorder

’...dogs can play down to smaller animals and be gentle...the dog just wants to have some wholesome fun.’


there's a friend i like the best -
he very diffrent from the rest
we always have the wholesome fun,
he Best of all - he my fren bun!
he not another dog like me,
he not like cat, (they get b!tchy)
his happiness - it never stop
has 'special powers' - this fren H 0p!
i love the way he L eaps n chase -
sometimes he boops me in my face !
his gentle Hero, i am sure ;@)
i could not love
my bun fren
more

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

366

Kitten enjoying the best bed in existence


u/unnaturalorder

’This is so freakin adorable! My eyes are sweating too! It must be hot in here!’


(...they watching us, we realize - we make the hoomans sweat their eyes... ;)
meow i lay me down to sleep,
on top of cat fren, slumber deep
so comfy rest my weary head
am peaceful on dis gentle bed
n as she cradle me all night,
i know that everything's all right
as in her arms, so purrfect seems,
am carried off
in kitten dreams

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

367

if i fits i sits


u/jasontaken

’Boots with the fur.’


we are the kits -
is here we choose
we gonna sits
upon your shoes ;)
n if is boots
you wearin, sir
we bring the cutes -
we give the fur
we rise above
the cold concrete -
is why we love
our human's feet

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

368

Mamma doggo does a love on her puppers


u/SashaHurray

’That’s a hold still and go To sleep mom move...’


as i try my patience keep,
i pray my pups would go to sleep!
if only they would all hold still,
some sleep i'd get, so try i will
gently, softly, rest my head
on pile of squirming puppy bed
i try so hard to keep them calm,
cuz no one loves them
like their mom

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

369

He's grown into such a sweet handsome gentleman


u/TeisTom

’The older dogs are always the sweetest.’


i am the dog with coat of gold,
but now, as i am growing old
my fur - it has a softer glow,
reflecting all the things i know ;@)
a life of love, i realize,
has mellowed me, n made me wise
there's golden sugar every place -
it's given me
the sweetest face!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

370

These monkeys come by every day to say hi to their doggy buddy


u/eugray

’That's very neighborly. Love the hi-five exchange...’


hey, dog - we Back! we like you, fren
we comin' to Hi-five again!
you loyal bud, so happy, too -
is Fun to say 'Hello' to you!
we monkeys swingin here n there,
we free to roam without a care ;)
your human keeps you on a leash ?
don't look like fun, fren - i mean . . . sheesh...
ya ever think 'bout bustin out ?!
cuz we could help, we have no doubt. . .
no, monkey boys - i gonna stay
i love my human anyway!
he always give me food n toys
n tells me i'm the Best of boys!
suit yourself dog - that's ok!
let's shake on it,
n here you'll stay
edit:aword

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

371

Lineman sliding down the power lines


u/unaviable

’I've spent 20 years working as a lineman and if I ever caught one of my guys doing this I'd fire his ass immediately. A lot of the younger/newer guys like to show off doing crap like this and it's an easy way to lose your life. We had a kid on our crew in his early 20s who liked to show off by wire walking without clipping his harness in properly and I had the unfortunate job of calling his parents to tell them that back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.’


...he is a lineman for the county
and he drives the main road,
Searching in the sun for another overload....
we hear you singing in the wire,
we can hear you through the whine
and the Shittymorph Lineman
just threw off
mankiiiiiind....
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

372

Even doggo knows you can't move once the cat gets comfortable


u/Slippy_T_Frog

’Doggo: r/thisismylifenow’


i am the dog
this my life meow -
i canno move,
i don't know how...
cuz as i lay
here down to sleep,
my cat 'fren' has
her claws in deep
don't wanna move
her from her bed
because my fur
she gonna shred
so i submit
n lie here, still
i pray she fall asleep -
not
k!ll....
:@/

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

373

A smart kitty using sign language to communicate what they want to their deaf owner


u/unnaturalorder

’Hint: they're also training you...’


i am the cat, n this my guy
i signal him n this is why -
he taught me, cuz he canno hear,
(but i know that he likes me near...)
when he have something good to eat,
i tap his arm - i want a treat!
hello, i'm h u n g r y! he can tell
(i'm training him so very well ;)
right in my mouth my fren feeds me -
he canno hear, but he can see ;)
n when we done, he pets my fur
i Loudly let him feel my purrrrrr

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

374

New to grooming


u/gunstarheroesblue

’He’s got the spirit, just not the technique’


am learning how to groom meowself - is really kinda tough :(
cuz everything i try 'n reach my tongue's not long enough....
for now i got the spirit, n am working on 'technique'
n when i get this groom thing down
am gonna look
on fleek
;)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

375

Finally home.


u/Huge-Visit

’“are you going to join us or what?”’


Hurry, open up the door!
We can't wait to get in!!
we gonna roll around the floor -
the celebrate begin!!
so Happy to be home again -
I call the couch is MINE!!
c'mon n roll with us, my fren -
the floor will feel so fine!!
the HAIR is flyin EVERYWHERE -
is what we like to do!
no place like Home, so we don't care -
C'mon n join us, too!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

376

Better than a weighted blanket


u/mac_is_crack

’It's a weighted blanket with built in heating, stress reliever, and drool dispenser!’


ok...just lie down on the floor,
n i will climb on top
cuz no one else could love you more -
aahhhh, scritches! Please don't stop!!
i'll be your 'weighted blanket', friend
a stress reliever, too
all your troubles here will end -
it's what we Good Boys do ;@)
n if, by chance, i fall asleep
a nap i might just take....
the drool, i'll try, in mouth to keep
. . . no promises
i make
edit:quote

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

377

Big boye is very happy that he survived his grooming


u/Midget_Beater2000

’What a handsome good boy...’


looka me - the groom is Done!
my heart is full of joy
now let's go home n have some Fun
i am the Goodest Boy ;@)
is not my favorite thing to do,
it makes me kinda scare
i hate to get dropped off by you -
i wish that you'd stay there...
i get the bath, it's kinda good
they wash me head to tail
i'd shake it all off, if i could
but then they trim the nail...
is then i wish that i was dead,
but when the groom is done
they clipped n brushed out all the shed,
n I'm
the HANDSOME ONE!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

378

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!


u/OddlyGruntled

’All is fair in mud and war...’


oh, hi there, mom - guess where i was ?!
...what - why the mud? um, well ... because...
we went outside, n it was there...
n then it just got Everywhere!
i might've done a little trip,
next thing i did a slide n slip!
n then it got up to my neck
(we Knew you gonna give us Heck...)
but not just Me, see? Look at Dad!
(it was most fun i Ever had... ;@)
...a bath ? oh, Please, don't make a fuss -
we'll shake it off, the two of us!
you worried 'bout your dirty floor ?!
welp... all is fair
in mud n war

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

379

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!


u/OddlyGruntled

’Puppy is worried about the bath it's going to get, older dog is just happy it's not in the bath yet...’


for you, friend ;@)
i told you that she'd clean us up!
now here's some words of wisdom, pup:
Don't worry 'bout the bath you'll get -
be happy you're not in it yet
cuz when you are it's such a pain
n all that mud goes down the drain!
i Hates the bath! it's just the worst...
don't worry, son
then i'll go first....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

380

He guarded a bird with broken wing under my truck for four days before it could fly off. Had to bring them both food and water because he refused to leave its side day and night, very proud of him.


u/MasturbatingMiles

’It's enough to make a grown man cry...’


hey human, do you see this thing ?
don't mean to make you cry...
this birb fren has a broken wing
i think he canno fly....
i'm very brave - i do PROTEC
am watch him carefully
don't want no one to give him Heck
he's safe right here with me!
he maybe better soon someday
i gonna watch n see...
n then my fren will fly away !
. . . . . will he
remember
me ?

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

381

The perfect date


u/Quark_Pokemon

’So...um...I like sticks...and uh....chicken ...and walks in the park. You?’


i saw the things you wrote, n i thought 'Yeah - i like them, too!'
like 'long walks on the beach' n 'special treats' n 'ballgames' too...
so please don't have the disappoint - we haven't gone too far,
i saw you look surprise
cuz i'm not human
like you are...
but maybe you can give me chance to have a brand new start
i promise i'll be loyal - please, friend - find it in your heart!
if you could love a dog like me, we'd bring each other joy
n no, we'll Never 'marry'
but
I'll be
your GOODEST BOY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

382

A kitten becomes fascinated with pet bird and can't help himself


u/eyeonosphere

’Birbs are friends not food...’


I am the cat - hello there, birb...
no worries, friend! i won't disturb ;)
hold still n feel my gentle touch!
there, there, now - that no hurt you much...
you purrfect, fren - you look so fine
a 'specimen of birb' divine!
i know that birbs Not food, they 'friend...'
but one can dream
n do
pretend....

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

383

Yes, doctor, as you can see, he doesn't stop bouncing.


u/iamnobodyelsel

’Hey! Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're doing!? Can I see what you're’


h eYMOM!
h eYMOM!!
h eYMOM!!!
h eYMOM!!!!
Some COFFEE, PLEASE?! to KEEP ME CALM!?!!?!!
Can I see what you doin there ?!
CAN I? CAN YOU?! CAN WE SHARE?!!!
you Always say I'm GOODEST BOY -
the STARBORKS make me JUMPfor JOY!!!
for puppuccino imma B OUNCE!!
am gonna slurp up
every ounce!!
edit: jumpy things ;@)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

384

The perks of beeing a mailman.


u/zwergenspeckgorilla

’... he/she waits there everyday so far.Yesterday, after the usual petting, he/she ran off and got his/her toy and handed it to me to throw it for him/her a couple of times...’


Oh, look - it's You! you're back again
i am the dog - you my Best friend :@)
every day for you i wait -
i stand n watch here by the gate!
n when you coming up the walk -
your happy face n human talk,
you always tell me I'm 'GOOD BOY'!
... hang on -
I gonna fetch a TOY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

385

2500 mile flight, 2 hour drive, 6 hour hike, and my wife is at rest.


u/MECHASCHMECK

’Ohmygod the dog...’


i am the dog . . . hey, where's the mom ?
the one who always kept me calm ?
i loved to always make her smile,
she been gone from the house awhile . . .
i do not understand why, dad -
it seems now like you always sad
i loved her
. . . You do, very much
i miss her gentle momma touch . . .
i miss the happy times we spent -
can you just tell me where she went ?
cuz i will find her, Anywhere
just tell her to keep waiting there!
don't want her lonely in her loss
whatever bridge
someday
I'll cross . . .
Together, we'll be - once again,
a love like ours
will Never end!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

386

More than 3 dozen dogs pose for Selfie at a local doggie daycare


u/essentia2135

’Is that dog in front taking the photo?’


Hey, lookat Us! We doggo friends
i took a pic n then hit SENDS :@)
now on the human phones appear -
the moms n dads can see us here!
we having FUN ! the 'day care' Great!
but for our human frens we wait...
each time we hear the open door,
it's Family we hopin' for!
we listen for a voice we know,
then to their open arms we go
n to our homes we all depart,
with daycare mem'ries
in our heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

387

You must fits so I can sits


u/Amateurlapse

’Poor cats big old flappy cheek...’


Hey, CAT! please move your BIG FAT FACE -
you sure take up a lotta space!
you hog the box there, all the time
n i just want on top to climb
you think you fit there, you suppose?!
then move your head so it can close!
why your cheek so heckin flappy ?
you sure makin me unhappy
i hate to do this, really, but
i gonna squish you til it's shut....
;{

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

388

Tiny, medium, big


u/Midget_Beater2000

’It took me way too long to realize the last 2 were stuffed...’


i am the cat n these my friends,
the very Best, you see
i like it when we play pretends
they sit so quietly
they Never fresh - they no talk back,
i let them share my shelf
they never give me Any flak -
they keep paws to themself
they white n black, just like i am,
i liked them from the start!
these 'mini-mes' my happy fam -
we share
a loving
heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

389

Good boy wipes his feet when he comes in


’I too enjoy your enjoyment at the puppers enjoyment’


i am the pup - my mom enjoy
when i behave like GOODEST BOY!
she open door, i come inside
the much enjoyment i can't hide :)
on little mat i wipe my feet -
(i like to keep them nice n neat)
am happy mom says 'Best Boy, you!'
no prob, mom -
I enjoy it, too!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

390

“Tell me the story of how you rescued me again”


u/inmyelement

’How I start every bedtime story to my pup...’


Once upon a time, before you even had a name,
you came into this world - my life would Never be the same!
n tho i didn't realize you were there right from the start,
something made me find you,
n i listened to my heart...
it led me to a shelter, where there's many friends in need,
they live without a human of their own to love n feed
with no one there to tell them, they await til one arrives
to meet their gaze,
n take them Home,
n change their sad dog lives
n ever since i've had you, now our days are filled with laughter
You, dog, are My GOODEST BOY -
my Happy Ever After!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

391

Put the empty box out and came back ten mins later to this.


u/Tennessee_Howie

’The box IS the bait’


we are the kits, don't need no bait -
this box will do, n It is GREAT!
you left it here, no make a fuss
we Knew that it was meant for Us!
so happy, curl up in it -
is purrfect size for All to fit!
we lookin up at you above,
this box Full as our hearts
with Love

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

392

Cats have snuggle party


’Aw, that poor lad just needs a tiny space to squeeze in...’


as i laying down to sleep,
upon the cat pile, gently creep
i lick my paws - they nice n clean,
n then i tiptoe in between . . .
they ginger frens - all just like me!
this Must be where i'm meant to be ;)
a tinyspace i need to squeeze,
(don't wake the frens - excuse me, please!)
so gingerly my spot is found,
i snuggle in
without a sound...
edit:aword

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

393

Beautiful trio of kitties!


u/mac_is_crack

’How the HELL do they get cats to do this shit together. Kitty Xanax?’


we three little kittens,
so mellow we be
we tucked in our mittens
no anger have we ;)
we pile each on top
as the 'mellow' sets in,
but then when it stop
indignation begin...
when chill pill wears off
we will scatter instead
at each other we'll scoff -
GET THE FCK OFF MY HEAD!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

394

When he's still a pup at heart


u/TeisTom

’Guy: "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I have a dog"’


oh, yeah - forgot to mention -
there's a dog who lives here, too
don't worry - he's a sweetheart
and i'm Sure that he'll LOVE Y - - !!!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

395

This old man turns 13 this summer


u/hoffenone

’He looks like a pup!’


this summer's my birthday! i'm turning thirteen
the 'puppiest pupper' that you've ever seen :@)
i'm Not an old man, even tho i'm grown up,
my fur, short n soft, makes me look like a pup
there's not much that's changed, cuz i'm still very smol
my humans still think i'm the cutest of all
just one thing i'll wish for when 'birthday time' start -
forever please keep me
a pup
in your heart

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

396

My old girl pretends my young man brings her down. These two are great buds


u/Jdav84

’Zoey has made a ton of friends her entire life ... She is teaching little Baxter to be the goodest boy and it’s been really great to watch. Dogs show us to be good to each-other.’


i'm Zoey the dog, with my frens i've been blessed
but this new pup, Baxter, well, He is the Best!
i never had so much fun romping before,
playing together with him i adore!
it seems like he's tryin to be just like me -
he follows around, copies all he can see
we sharing the Happy - he gives me such joy -
i'm teaching the pup
how to be
a GOOD BOY!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

397

His name is Potato.


u/suddenlysamantha

’with those eyes he probably saw two of the things...’


my name is Potato, n these are my eyes
they always W I D E OPEN - make me look surprise!
they pretty n green, but they get me in trouble -
they so far apart, that they make me see double!
it make me confuse, by the look on my face -
is there one or two things, n which do i chase ?!
but what i like most is my human fren's touch,
n since i'm a BIG BOY, i need twice as much!
so that is my story, n it isn't faked,
a 'double Potato' - i guess i'm twice-baked
so mash me with love, don't tease me 'bout my size,
just promise me, frens -
Please
don't poke out my eyes!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

398

My cat (white guy) always runs up to other cats for a kiss/nose bump. He almost always gets hissed at, but he's finally found a cat who likes smooches even more than him!


u/Kirkeee

’The way that black cat looks at the camera in the end... "Please don't show this to my wife"’


i am the cat - so friendly, me
i run to every cat i see!
am look for smoochies, everywhere
it's tough to find a friend out there...
so many don't know what they missed -
they turn away from me n hisssed
but Finally - a friend who's kind
my nose-bump kisses he don't mind ;)
n now my cat day is complete -
i gave someone my kisses sweet!
i thank you, friend - that sure was swell,
(...no worries -
i don't kiss n tell...)

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

399

While Elizabeth Warren announced she would suspend her presidential campaign, her dog, Bailey, chose to continue the fight and swiped a burrito at her campaign office


u/SuperDeann

’He's already won. Let him enjoy the victory!’


i am the dog - the Victory WON!
the 'full-time' with my mom's BEGUN!
so glad she's stayin home with me -
is no 'defeat' - is WIN, i see!
i like my home, i love my yard -
a move to 'whitehouse' would be hard
don't want no 'secret K9s' - HECK!
I am her dog - I do PROTEC!
some humans mouths, they have bad taste -
let's not let food here go to waste...
i need a bite to keep me calm
am celebrate
My hero,
Mom!

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo

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